Oh Datokku! Klakka-la Sangat2! Cucu Tanya TekaTeki Ye?!

Datokku... Yang Klakka-la... Cucu Tumpang Tanya...

O Grandfather O Mine! I tooooo Am Funny! Can Ask Riddle? must good-good, okay. although mi no spik inglis but i lesson matematik and sains in inglis, you know! so dont lie-lie ah?! and no joke-joke, cannot klakka-la, please, serious little!

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1Malaysia? BUKANNN!!! (1Malaysia? NOOO!!!)

Bola 1Malaysia - Bhg 4
(1Malaysia's Football - Part 4)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Adakah benar2 berubah... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Adakah benar2 maju termasuk dalam jiwa dan pemikiran kita....... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Are there really changes... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Are there really advancements including in thinking and in our souls.......

1Malaysia? TAK NAK! (1Malaysia? NO WAY!)

Bola 1Malaysia - Bhg 3
(1Malaysia's Football - Part 3)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Adakah akan benar2 berubah... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Adakah akan benar2 maju termasuk dalam jiwa dan pemikiran kita....... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Are there really gonna be changes... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Are there really gonna be advancements including in thinking and in our souls....... Nota Tapak Kaki Pada masa kartun ini disiarkan: pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama (yang kejap kecundang kejap menang bila berlawan dengan pasukan yang dianggap setakat jari kelinking dalam arena bolasepak antarabangsa mahupun serantau) sedang berpeluh2 pada jam dan saat ini, bergumpal atas padang menentang sebuah negara yang tiada kekayaan kewangan yang boleh dibanggakan. Persoalannya: Adakah keputusan petang ini menjadi kebanggaan rakyat negara setelah berpuluh tahun kontang? Atau adakah keputusannya menggambarkan berkuburnya 1Malaysia? Footnote: At the time this cartoon is posted: the same 1Malaysia's football team (who at times had lost, while at other times had won, when playing against teams considered minnows in the international or even regional football scenes), is sweating at this very hour and second, battling it out on field against a nation that has no financial wealth to boast about. The question is: Is the result this evening going to make the nation proud after being eluded for years? Or is the result going to reflect the eventual demise of 1Malaysia?

1Malaysia? YA! (1Malaysia? YES!)

Bola 1Malaysia - Bhg 2
(1Malaysia's Football - Part 2)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Bilalah nak berubah... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Bilalah nak maju....... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... When are you gonna change... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... When are you gonna advance forward....... Nota Tapak Kaki Pada masa kartun ini disiarkan: pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama (yang mulanya kecundang kepada pasukan pulau kecil yang hanya lebih dikenali dengan industri percutian dan langsung tidak dikenali dalam apa2 acara sukan, tetapi yang kemudiannya telah menebus maruah dengan begitu bergaya apabila membelasah 11-0 sebuah lagi pasukan negara kecil lain, hanya untuk tewas pula berikutnya di kaki pasukan negara yang masih jauh lebih miskin yang tiada memiliki kenyataan2 bergaya seperti “our economic fundamentals are strong" - seperti dilakarkan dalam kartun di atas), telah sekali lagi dengan penuh bergaya, tanpa 2 orang "tonggak utama" - penjaga gol utama dan penyerang utama - menumbangkan 4-0 sebuah lagi pasukan dari negara kecil. Wah! Tahniah! Footnote: By the time this cartoon is posted: the same 1Malaysia's football team (who at first went down unceremoniously to a team from a tiny island more known with its tourism industry and nothing at all regarding any sports, but who had subsequently regained its integrity with style by whacking 11-0 a team from another tiny nation, but only to lose again in the next game at the feet of the team from a country which is still way much poorer who do not possess stylish statements such as “our economic fundamentals are strong” - as sketched in the above cartton), had once again, full of style, without 2 of their main backbones - the first-choice goalkeeper and the main striker - brought down 4-0 another team from a small nation. Wow! Congratulations!

1Malaysia? TAK! (1Malaysia? NO!)

Bola 1Malaysia (1Malaysia's Football)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Bilalah nak berubah... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Bilalah nak maju....... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... When are you gonna change... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... When are you gonna advance forward....... Nota Tapak Kaki Pada masa kartun ini disiarkan: 1. Pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama, yang kecundang kepada pasukan pulau kecil itu (yang sebelum 'kejadian' ini hanya saya kenali dengan industri percutian dan langsung tidak dikenali dalam apa2 acara sukan), telah 'dengan bangga dan bergaya' membelasah 11-0 sebuah pasukan negara kecil lain 2. Pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama juga, kemudiannya kecundang sekali lagi, kali ini kepada pasukan sebuah negara yang walaupun masih jauh lebih miskin dan tidak boleh dengan bangga dan bergaya memberi kenyataan seperti “our economic fundamentals are strong”, tetapi nyata masih jauh lebih handal dalam arena bolasepak serantau semenjak bertahun2 sebelum ini 3. Pasukan wanita 1Malaysia pula mendapat malu di atas padang, bukan kerana setiap pemainnya terlondeh seluar atau terbarai kencing depan penonton ketika terkinja2 dan terlompat2, tetapi setelah dibelasah 8-0 pula oleh lawan mereka. Tidaklah saya tahu apa yang mereka fikirkan – orang lain turun padang main bolasepak, mereka main “footsie”! Pondan! Footnote: By the time this cartoon is posted: 1. The same 1Malaysia's football team who went down unceremoniously to a team from the tiny island (which, before this 'incident', is only known to me with its tourism industry and nothing at all regarding any sports), had, with 'pride and style', whacked 11-0 a team from another tiny nation 2. The same 1Malaysia's football team too, had then gone down again, this time to a team from a country who, although still way much poorer and cannot proudly and with style give out a statement such as “our economic fundamentals are strong”, is obviously still way much stronger in the regional football arena for several years now 3. The women's 1Malaysia team, on the other hand, got embarrassed on field, not because each of its players had her trousers pulled down or peed in their trousers in front of spectators while running and jumping about, but after they themselves got whacked 8-0 by the opponent. I really don't know what were they thinking – others get on the field to play football, they played “footsie”! Sissy!

Oh Datokku! Klakka-la Sangat2! Cucu Tumpang Tanya Ye?!

Datokku... Yang Klakka-la... Cucu Tumpang Tanya...

O Grandfather O Mine! Sooooo Funny! Can Ask Question? must good-good, okay. although mi no spik inglis but i lesson matematik and sains in inglis, you know! so dont lie-lie ah?! and no joke-joke, cannot klakka-la, please, serious little!

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Oh Datokku! Klakka-la Sangat2! Cucu Tumpang Lalu Ye?!

O Grandfather O Mine! Sooo Funny! Permission To Pass Through?!

must good-good, okay.

although mi no spik inglis

but i lesson matematik and sains in inglis, you know!

so dont jealous-jealous ah?!

and no joke-joke, cannot klakka-la,

please, serious little!

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Pengenalan (Intro)

pengenalan: kelahiran bintang baru hehehe...
(intro: the birth of a fresh new star hehehe...)

kelahiran bintang baru hehehe... apa ni? apa maksud "klakka-la"??? "klakka-la" bukanlah perkataan dari bahasa fiji. bukan juga bunyi berdecak yang terbit dari mulut xixo setiap kali dia berkata apa2 saja (ingat lagi jejaka tampan segak dan bertenaga tetapi sayangnya agak lawak dari suku kaum afrika yang sentiasa memahat senyum manis dan sentiasa penuh berketrampilan dengan hanya bercawat sehelai, dalam aksi penuh menggeletek, "the gods must be crazy"?) saya inginkan laman blog ini menjadi pasangan untuk lebih melengkapkan laman web saya yang menggunakan nama sama. mulanya saya ingin nama yang singkat dan mudah, "klakka" (mewakili "kelakar") - malangnya nama domain "klakka.com" sudahpun didaftarkan kepada seseorang di amerika :-( "klakka-la" sebenarnya ialah ejaan yang saya sendiri ketengahkan untuk mewakili frasa spontan yang biasa kita ucapkan: "kelakarlah!" jadi, apalah yang akan ditampilkan dalam blog ini? suatu yang utama, saya akan cuba membuatnya kelakar. sebahagian kesah kelakar ini adalah dalam bentuk penulisan. sebahagian besar adalah berbentuk kartun - minat sebenar yang hanya kini saya lebih beriya mencubanya. ada penulisan dan kartun berkaitan sukan, terutamanya bolasepak - iaitu salah satu sukan paling saya gemari (sedangkan "footsie" yang berbunyi lembik 'ala-ala auww!' itu langsung saya paling benci!) terbanyak mungkin berkaitan politik, lebih2 lagi perihal politik tempatan dalam malaysia - kerana hanya ahli2 politik tempatan sahaja yang sangat bermurah hati kebelakangan ini menyajikan gelagat2 lucu membolehkan kita semua ketawa (atau tersengeh sinis); ada kalanya ketawa dalam penghargaan, di masa lain tergelak dalam keanehan, yang pasti selalunya terbahak2 melihatkan pelbagai telatah dalam percubaan mereka berhadapan rakyat kebanyakan yang amnya lurus bendul dan mudah diperdaya (itu hanya sangkaan mereka!) - dan ya, buat masa ini para jenakawan yang dimaksudkan rata2nya dari kelompok parti2 politik pemerintah. jadi dari sekarang, saya harap akan sering berkarya dan mengemaskininya, di klakka-la.blogspot.com dan tentu sekali saya harapkan para pembaca juga sering terasa cukup digeletek sehingga benar2 berteriak: klakka-la! salam :-)

the birth of a fresh new star hehehe... what is this, u may ask; what IS this "klakka-la"??? "klakka-la" is not a fijian word. nor is it the clucking sound coming out from the mouth of xixo everytime he says anything (remember that handsome macho but pitifully funny african tribesman - always smiling, always full of energy, but also always clad only in a piece of loincloth - in the hilarious 1980 movie "the gods must be crazy"?) i want this blog to complement my actual website of the same first name. i wanted a shorter, easier "klakka" (kelakar, funny) - but darn, "klakka.com" is already registered by somebody with an address in the usa :-( klakka-la" is actually my own spelling version of the ubiquitous malay phrase, "kelakarlah", which means "that's funny! so what is this blog gonna be about? for one, i'll seriously try to keep it kelakar. some of these kelakar stuff would be in the form of write-up postings most would probably be in the form of cartoon sketches - my actual pastime interest, which only now i'm trying to engage in more seriously. some of these write-ups and cartoons would be about sports, especially soccer - one of my favorite sports ("footsie", whatever that sissy new game is, definitely does NOT make the cut!) most would probably be about politics, especially local politics in malaysia - because only local politicians are currently very generous in providing humor the rest of us may laugh (or snicker) about; sometimes laughing in appreciation, other times laughing in amazement, but most of the time plainly laughing them off at the weird antics they try to pull off with the innocently gullible public (they think!) - oh yeah, currently these jokers are mostly from the ruling political parties. so, i hope to get creative and update regularly from now on, on klakka-la.blogspot.com and i certainly hope readers of all my postings would regularly be amused enough to genuinely exclaim: klakka-la! peace :-)