TANYALAH USTAZ 2

Tanyalah Ustaz UMNO
Mari Belajar Dan Memahami Bahasa Inggeris

What is that? = What's that? = Wazzat? = Apa tu? = Apo bondo eh tu jang???

My Foot Note: We Don't Want Pirates! We Want Clean Leaders! We Don't Want Bullshits! We Want Clean Leaders!

Catatan tapakkakiku: Kami Tak Nak Lanun! Kami Mahu Pemimpin Bersih! Kami Tak Nak Kena Kencing! Kami Mahu Pemimpin Bersih!

A TALE OF 1MALAYSIA

The Tails of 2Mates: BigFoot vs. BigMonkey

catatan: Jangan lupa jenguk satu lagi blog saya, klickdefella (klakka-la) dan 'klick' jawapan2 anda untuk kuiz, undian atau bancian tersedia (di masa hadapan anda mungkin bertuah memenangi sesuatu hadiah) note: Don't forget to visit another blog of mine, klickdefella (klakka-la) and 'klick' your answers to the quizzes, polls or censuses prepared (in future you may even be lucky enough to win some prizes)

The Parliament of 1Malaysia... ...is the special building inside which a handful select people congregate after being elected for their brains ...is where you can find a handful of people who have lost large chunks of their brains outside the building ...is where a handful select people congregate to create laws and rules for the entire country ...is where you can find a handful of people who break and flout some laws and rules of the country ...is where a handful select people stand up to speak out as loud intelligent voices of the masses ...is where you can find a handful of people who jump up and down and speak with loud voices, saying not-so-intelligent things ("tidak berapa pandai"), and creating embarassing mess ...is where a handful of select brainy people identify leaks in all aspects of life for the nation and its people, and prescribe solutions how to effectively plug these leaks ...is where you can find recurring bocor (leaks) in the ceilings ...is where a handful select brainy people decide on effective measures to keep down all costs and expenses to be incurred by the nation especially during a bad or uncertain time (like NOW, duh!) ...is where a handful of people decide that in order to drop costs of repair to the recurring problems of bocor, a totally new building will have to be constructed for them to shift to ...is a special vintage building with very high sentimental value, aesthetic value, historical value, and functional value ...is going to be an overvalued overindulgent brand new building costing up to 800 million ringgit or more! Note: Whomever excel in PPSMI (learning of Sciences and Mathematics using the English Language) please step forward and provide simple arithmetic justification on why building a new parliament house costing 800++ million ringgit right now IS the best solution? Further Note: As at the time of this publication, the chief of parliament had, indirectly through one of his several 'loyal' brown-nose-sergeant-cum-kambing-hitam(scapegoat)-messenger, issued a statement to clear the air on the 'proposal' to build a new parliament: "It is not muktamad (finalized) yet." Crystal clear now, eh, everybody (especially you PPSMI kids)? lawat satu lagi blog saya - sila klick butang kanan tetikus pada alamat pautan di bawah dan klick pada 'Open in New Tab': klickdefella (klakka-la) visit another blog of mine - right click your mouse on the link below then click 'Open in New Tab': klickdefella (klakka-la)

Oh Datokku! Klakka-la Sangat2! Cucu Tanya TekaTeki Ye?!

Datokku... Yang Klakka-la... Cucu Tumpang Tanya...

O Grandfather O Mine! I tooooo Am Funny! Can Ask Riddle? must good-good, okay. although mi no spik inglis but i lesson matematik and sains in inglis, you know! so dont lie-lie ah?! and no joke-joke, cannot klakka-la, please, serious little!

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MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI: (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND:)

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI:

Pengajaran dan Pembelajaran Sains dan Matematik dalam Bahasa Inggeris, PPSMI

(LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND:

Teaching and Learning of Sciences and Mathematics in English, PPSMI)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... PPSMI is about the learning of SCIENCES and MATHEMATICS using the English Language in primary as well as secondary schools... the objective of PPSMI is so that children will graduate from schools with a high COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE; henceforth CAN COMPETE GLOBALLY IN THEIR RESPECTIVE CAREER... PPSMI is thought of, brainstormed, sowed, planted, executed, cared for, and defended by 1Malaysia's POLITICAL LEADERS... if one learns SCIENCES, then SCIENTIFIC names and terms will be learned... if one learns MATHEMATICS, then MATHEMATICAL terms will be learned... therefore, the schoolkids may learn of SCIENTIFIC and MATHEMATICAL names and terms which are taught in ENGLISH (and no longer recognize those same terms in Bahasa Malaysia)... for example, they may know words like test tube (no longer 'tabung uji'), ultra violet (no longer 'lampau ungu'), density (no longer 'ketumpatan'), dan differentiation (no longer 'pengkerbedaan')... furthermore, they may also know names and terms like biology (no longer 'biologi'), physics (no longer 'fizik'), mathematics (no longer 'matematik'), photosynthesis (no longer 'fotosintesis'), hydrocloric acid (no longer 'asid hidroklorik'), trajectory (no longer 'trajektori'), calculus(no longer 'kalkulus'), negative (no longer 'negatif'), graph (no longer 'graf'), statistics (no longer 'statistik'), and hundreds maybe thousands more SCIENTIFIC and MATHEMATICAL names and terms in ENGLISH which they may learn, know and understand; hence, they achieve a high level of COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE; thereby, ABLE TO COMPETE GLOBALLY IN THEIR RESPECTIVE CAREER!!! oh, but what if some of these kids (or more than half of them) get out from their schooling years and decide to choose a career OUTSIDE OF THE SCIENCES LINE (and mathematics line as well, since generally mathematics is closely affiliated with sciences) - for examples, jobs as politicians, singers or artists (when we talk about politicians, quite often we link them to artists too), painters, writers, journalists, and lawyers??? 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... PPSMI adalah pembelajaran SAINS dan MATEMATIK menggunakan Bahasa Inggeris di sekolah2 rendah mahupun menengah... tujuan PPSMI ialah supaya murid2 mengakhiri persekolahan dengan PENGUASAAN BAHASA INGGERIS yang tinggi lalu dapat BERSAING SECARA GLOBAL DALAM KERJAYA MASING2... PPSMI dicetus, difikirmasak, dibenih, ditanam, dilaksana, dijaga dan dipertahan oleh PEMIMPIN2 POLITIK 1Malaysia... kalau belajar SAINS, maka nama2 dan perkataan SAINTIFIK bakal dipelajari... kalau belajar MATEMATIK, perkataan2 MATEMATIK dipelajari... maka murid2 tersebut mungkin kenal nama2 dan perkataan SAINTIFIK dan MATEMATIK yang diajar dalam Bahasa Inggeris (bukan lagi mengenali perkataan2 sama dalam Bahasa Malaysia)... contohnya, mereka mungkin kenal perkataan2 seperti test tube (bukan lagi 'tabung uji'), ultra violet (bukan lagi 'lampau ungu'), density (bukan lagi 'ketumpatan'), dan differentiation (bukan lagi 'pengkerbedaan')... tambahan lagi, mereka juga mungkin mengenali nama2 dan perkataan seperti biology (bukan lagi 'biologi'), physics (bukan lagi 'fizik'), mathematics (bukan lagi 'matematik'), photosynthesis (bukan lagi 'fotosintesis'), hydrocloric acid (bukan lagi 'asid hidroklorik'), trajectory (bukan lagi 'trajektori'), calculus(bukan lagi 'kalkulus'), negative (bukan lagi 'negatif'), graph (bukan lagi 'graf'), statistics (bukan lagi 'statistik'), dan ratusan mungkin ribuan lagi pelbagai nama dan perkataan SAINTIFIK dan MATEMATIK dalam Bahasa Inggeris yang mungkin mereka pelajari, kenali dan fahami, lantaran mereka mencapai tahap PENGUASAAN BAHASA INGGERIS yang tinggi lalu dapat BERSAING SECARA GLOBAL DALAM KERJAYA MASING2!!! oh, tapi bagaimana kalau sebahagian daripada murid2 tersebut (atau lebih dari setengah dari kalangan mereka) keluar dari alam persekolahan lalu memilih KERJAYA DI LUAR BIDANG SAINS (dan bidang matematik juga, kerana amnya matematik berkait rapat dengan bidang sains) - contohnya kerjaya sebagai politikus, penyanyi atau artis (bila menyebut tentang ahli politik, kerap juga kita kaitkan dengan golongan artis), pelukis, penulis, wartawan dan peguam???

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI: (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND:)

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI: BAHASA MELAYU Para bijakpandai selalu berpesan, cara terbaik yakni paling berkesan untuk menguasai sesuatu bahasa asal sesebuah bangsa ialah dengan duduk hidup bersama-sama di dalam kelompok bangsa tersebut dan mempelajari bahasa mereka menerusi pemerhatian, pendengaran dan latihan bertutur. Jika duduk mati, atau tidur mati, itu bukanlah peluang terbaik untuk belajar apa-apa yang bergerak atau bersuara di atas mukabumi ini. Bila hidup bersama, dapatlah mengetahui kepelbagaian dalam perbendaharaan kata bahasa mereka; dapat juga mendengar cara setiap perkataan disebut – bagaimana panjang pendek sebutannya, di mana penekanannya, bagaimana huruf dibunyikan atau dimatikan, bagaimana dua perkataan yang sama ejaan tapi lain pula sebutannya untuk memberi makna berbeza, dan sebagainya; dan dapat meneliti bagaimana dan bila perkataan2 yang berbagai itu digunakan untuk membentuk sesuatu ayat harian yang jelas difahami maksudnya dengan mudah dan spontan. Berbekalkan pesanan cerdikpandai ini, mari kita mengintai sebuah rumah suatu keluarga Melayu untuk mendalami bahasa mereka (bukan sesekali mengintai untuk tujuan jahat atau nakal!)... Melawat Rumah Keluarga Melayu Tempat: Di sebuah kampung di Kuala Selangor Sasaran: Sebuah rumah di dalam kampung itu yang didiami oleh satu keluarga Melayu terdiri daripada si-Ayah, Emak, dan seorang anak perempuan berusia lingkungan 5-6 tahun. Pemerhatian: Anak perempuan sedang terdiri depan televisyen di rung tamu, menonton rancangan kartun. Si-Ayah berjalan masuk ke ruang tamu dari arah dapur. Ayah: Eh Milah, sudah2lah tengok kartun tu... ayah nak tengok siaran langsung persidangan UMNO... Si-Ayah mengambil alat kawalan lalu mengubah siaran ke rangkaian RTM, sambil mengambil tempat di sofa rotan... ****************************** Siaran televisyen: Politikus 1: Kita mesti melakukan transformasi dengan pemuh komitmen dan dedikasi supaya perjuangan ke arah visi dan misi kita mencerminkan sikap berintegriti tanpa polarisasi, supaya dapat memartabatkan bangsa supaya terus relevan dalam era globalisasi! Pengerusi: Terimakasih perwakilan untuk suatu teks ucapan yang cukup dalam... (tepukan gemuruh) Baik... Baik... Bertenang... Baik... Seterusnya dipersilakan pula perwakilan seterusnya untuk menyampaikan teks ucapan beliau pula, dipersilakan... Politikus 2: Kita mesti mensupremokan pemimpin2 parti, sebab realitinya inilah sahaja kondisi untuk kita merealisasikan visi pucuk pimpinan yang memang tradisi ialah hendak merapatkan barisan dan memperkasakan jatidiri parti, dalam menghadapi serangan pembangkang yang kian bersifat ektrimi, ektrima... kian bersifat... eks... seterima... bersifat... apa nama ni... 'aaa... bersifat... eks-sete-rima... Pengerusi: Sendiri tulis, sendiri tak boleh baca ke? (deraian ketawa) Extremism... ekstremisme ke? Politikus 2: Ha 'ah, itulah dia... 'aaa... dalam menghadapi serangan pembangkang yang kian bersifat... eks-seteri-mima... Pengerusi: Eks-tre-mis-me! (deraian ketawa bertambah kuat) Politikus 2: Iyelah, Tuan Pengerusi, itulah... 'aaa... dalam menghadapi serangan pembangkang yang kian bersifat... eks-seteri-mima... Pengerusi: Iyelah, eks-tre-mis-me ke, ex-isteri-mima ke, sex-isteri-mimi ke, apa2lah... (deraian ketawa menggegar dewan) teruskan saje lah ucapan... teruskan... (ketawa berderai lagi) Politikus 2: Terimakasih, Tuan Pengerusi... 'aaa... dari mula baliklah, Tuan... (deraian ketawa) dah hilang feel dia tadi... (ketawa berderai lagi) 'aaa... Kita mesti mensupremokan pemimpin2 parti, sebab realitinya inilah sahaja kondisi untuk kita merealisasikan visi pucuk pimpinan yang memang tradisi ialah hendak merapatkan barisan dan memperkasakan jatidiri parti, dalam menghadapi serangan pembangkang yang kian bersifat... eks-seteri-mima... dalam dayasaing mereka sehingga sanggup menggunakan i... dea-lisme... ko... munis-me... se... bagai... mo-ti-vasi mereka dalam... me... mani-pu-lasi minda rakyat! Ye, sekian, terimakasih! (ketawa kuat berderai lagi) ****************************** Si-Emak berjalan masuk ke ruang tamu dari dapur... Emak: Apa yang abang tengok; seronok sangat ni? Saya tak faham sepatah apa pun yang diaorang dok terpekik2 tu? Ayah: Abang saja je tengok... lucu gelagat diaorang ni... Milah: Diaorang tu siapa, ayah? Ayah: Diaorang semua ni politikus... Milah: Patutlah... mak tak faham... Milah lagi tak faham... rupa2nya diaorang cakap guna bahasa tikus, ye ayah?! Catatan: Tugasan mengintai ditamatkan serta-merta di sini kerana didapati tidak menepati tujuan asal, iaitu mempelajari dan memahami bahasa orang2 Melayu, bukannya bahasa para Tikus!

LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND: THE MALAY LANGUAGE Learned men often remind us, the best and most effective way to hold a strong command on the native language of any race is by living together within the community of that race, and learn their language through observing, listening, and practising orally. Dying, or sleeping like a log, does not give the best opportunity to learn about anything that moves or makes sound on the face of the earth. By living together, we would be able to discover the richness of the vocabulary of their language; we would also be able to hear the right way of how each word is pronounced – how long or how short is the pronunciation, where is the stress placed, how a letter sounds or is muted, how two words spelled exactly the same but are pronounced differently would convey different meanings, et cetera; and we would be able to analyze how and when the varied words are utilised to form any daily sentence which is clearly understood in its contextual meaning with spontaneous ease. Armed with this piece of advice by the learned people, let us now take a peek into the home of a Malay family, to understand their language deeper (not peeking for immoral or naughty reasons!)... Visiting the House of a Malay Family Venue: In a village in Kuala Selangor Target: A house within the village which is inhabited by a Malay family consisting of the father, mother, and a daughter aged around 5-6 years.       Observation: The daughter is standing in front of the television inside the living room, watching cartoon. The father walks into the living room from the direction of the kitchen. Father: Eh Milah, enough cartoons, okay... dad wants to watch the live telecast of the UMNO's assembly... The father takes the remote controller and changes to the RTM channel, while taking his place on the rattan sofa... ****************************** Television broadcst: Politician 1: ... bla bla bla... transformation... bla bla bla... commitment... dedication... bla bla bla... vision... mission... bla bla bla... integrity... bla bla bla... polarisation... bla bla bla... relevant... bla bla bla... globalisation era! Chairman: Thank you delegate for a speech that is so deep... (thunderous applause) Okay... Okay... Calm down... Okay... Next please welcome the next delegate to present his speech, please proceed... Politician 2: bla bla bla... “supremo-fy”... bla bla bla... reality... bla bla bla... condition... bla bla bla... realisation... vision... bla bla bla... tradition... bla bla bla... bla bla bla... bla bla bla... “ ektrimi, ektrima”... bla bla bla... “ex... seterima”... bla bla bla... “ex-sete-rima”... Chairman: You wrote that yourself, you yourself cannot read it? (laughter) “Extremism”, you mean? Politician 2: ... bla bla bla... bla bla bla... bla bla bla... “ex-seteri-mima”... Chairman: “Ex-tre-mism”! (laughter gets louder) Politician 2: ... bla bla bla... bla bla bla... bla bla bla... “ex-seteri-mima”... Chairman: Okay, “ex-tre-mism”, “ex-wife-mima”, “sex-wife-mimi”, whatever... (resounding laughter shakes the hall) just continue with your speech... go on... (more laughter) Politician 2: ... bla bla bla... from the beginning again, sir... (laughter) the feel was lost already just now... (more laughter)... bla bla bla... “supremo-fy”... bla bla bla... reality... bla bla bla... condition... bla bla bla... realisation... vision... bla bla bla... tradition... bla bla bla... bla bla bla... bla bla bla... “ex-seteri-mima”... bla bla bla... “i... dea-lism”... “com... munism”... bla bla bla... “mo-ti-vation”... bla bla bla... “mani-pu-lation”... mind...! Yes, that's all, thank you! (loud laughter again) Note: Basically only words of English origin (but adapted as Malay words) are displayed in this translation, while the rest, mainly native Malay words are omitted from display.   ****************************** The mother enters the living room from the kitchen... Mother: What are you watching, honey; you seem so excited? I cannot understand a word of what those guys were screaming about? Father: I am merely watching... these guys with their funny antics... Milah: Who are they, daddy? Father: These guys are all (poly-rats)... Milah: No wonder... mommy doesn't understand... let alone Milah... apparently they are talking using rat language, right daddy?! Note: The task of peeking is immediately ended here because it is found not fulfilling the original objective, which is to learn and understand the language of the Malay people, not the language of rats!

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Oh Datokku! Klakka-la Sangat2! Cucu Tumpang Tanya Ye?!

Datokku... Yang Klakka-la... Cucu Tumpang Tanya...

O Grandfather O Mine! Sooooo Funny! Can Ask Question? must good-good, okay. although mi no spik inglis but i lesson matematik and sains in inglis, you know! so dont lie-lie ah?! and no joke-joke, cannot klakka-la, please, serious little!

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Oh Datokku! Klakka-la Sangat2! Cucu Tumpang Lalu Ye?!

O Grandfather O Mine! Sooo Funny! Permission To Pass Through?!

must good-good, okay.

although mi no spik inglis

but i lesson matematik and sains in inglis, you know!

so dont jealous-jealous ah?!

and no joke-joke, cannot klakka-la,

please, serious little!

[sila klik gambar untuk rajah yang lebih besar - please click on image for larger display]

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