1Malaysia? BUKANNN!!! (1Malaysia? NOOO!!!)

Bola 1Malaysia - Bhg 4
(1Malaysia's Football - Part 4)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Adakah benar2 berubah... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Adakah benar2 maju termasuk dalam jiwa dan pemikiran kita....... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Are there really changes... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Are there really advancements including in thinking and in our souls.......

1Malaysia? TAK NAK! (1Malaysia? NO WAY!)

Bola 1Malaysia - Bhg 3
(1Malaysia's Football - Part 3)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Adakah akan benar2 berubah... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Adakah akan benar2 maju termasuk dalam jiwa dan pemikiran kita....... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Are there really gonna be changes... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Are there really gonna be advancements including in thinking and in our souls....... Nota Tapak Kaki Pada masa kartun ini disiarkan: pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama (yang kejap kecundang kejap menang bila berlawan dengan pasukan yang dianggap setakat jari kelinking dalam arena bolasepak antarabangsa mahupun serantau) sedang berpeluh2 pada jam dan saat ini, bergumpal atas padang menentang sebuah negara yang tiada kekayaan kewangan yang boleh dibanggakan. Persoalannya: Adakah keputusan petang ini menjadi kebanggaan rakyat negara setelah berpuluh tahun kontang? Atau adakah keputusannya menggambarkan berkuburnya 1Malaysia? Footnote: At the time this cartoon is posted: the same 1Malaysia's football team (who at times had lost, while at other times had won, when playing against teams considered minnows in the international or even regional football scenes), is sweating at this very hour and second, battling it out on field against a nation that has no financial wealth to boast about. The question is: Is the result this evening going to make the nation proud after being eluded for years? Or is the result going to reflect the eventual demise of 1Malaysia?

1Malaysia? YA! (1Malaysia? YES!)

Bola 1Malaysia - Bhg 2
(1Malaysia's Football - Part 2)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Bilalah nak berubah... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Bilalah nak maju....... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... When are you gonna change... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... When are you gonna advance forward....... Nota Tapak Kaki Pada masa kartun ini disiarkan: pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama (yang mulanya kecundang kepada pasukan pulau kecil yang hanya lebih dikenali dengan industri percutian dan langsung tidak dikenali dalam apa2 acara sukan, tetapi yang kemudiannya telah menebus maruah dengan begitu bergaya apabila membelasah 11-0 sebuah lagi pasukan negara kecil lain, hanya untuk tewas pula berikutnya di kaki pasukan negara yang masih jauh lebih miskin yang tiada memiliki kenyataan2 bergaya seperti “our economic fundamentals are strong" - seperti dilakarkan dalam kartun di atas), telah sekali lagi dengan penuh bergaya, tanpa 2 orang "tonggak utama" - penjaga gol utama dan penyerang utama - menumbangkan 4-0 sebuah lagi pasukan dari negara kecil. Wah! Tahniah! Footnote: By the time this cartoon is posted: the same 1Malaysia's football team (who at first went down unceremoniously to a team from a tiny island more known with its tourism industry and nothing at all regarding any sports, but who had subsequently regained its integrity with style by whacking 11-0 a team from another tiny nation, but only to lose again in the next game at the feet of the team from a country which is still way much poorer who do not possess stylish statements such as “our economic fundamentals are strong” - as sketched in the above cartton), had once again, full of style, without 2 of their main backbones - the first-choice goalkeeper and the main striker - brought down 4-0 another team from a small nation. Wow! Congratulations!

1Malaysia? TAK! (1Malaysia? NO!)

Bola 1Malaysia (1Malaysia's Football)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Bilalah nak berubah... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... Bilalah nak maju....... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... When are you gonna change... 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia....... When are you gonna advance forward....... Nota Tapak Kaki Pada masa kartun ini disiarkan: 1. Pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama, yang kecundang kepada pasukan pulau kecil itu (yang sebelum 'kejadian' ini hanya saya kenali dengan industri percutian dan langsung tidak dikenali dalam apa2 acara sukan), telah 'dengan bangga dan bergaya' membelasah 11-0 sebuah pasukan negara kecil lain 2. Pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama juga, kemudiannya kecundang sekali lagi, kali ini kepada pasukan sebuah negara yang walaupun masih jauh lebih miskin dan tidak boleh dengan bangga dan bergaya memberi kenyataan seperti “our economic fundamentals are strong”, tetapi nyata masih jauh lebih handal dalam arena bolasepak serantau semenjak bertahun2 sebelum ini 3. Pasukan wanita 1Malaysia pula mendapat malu di atas padang, bukan kerana setiap pemainnya terlondeh seluar atau terbarai kencing depan penonton ketika terkinja2 dan terlompat2, tetapi setelah dibelasah 8-0 pula oleh lawan mereka. Tidaklah saya tahu apa yang mereka fikirkan – orang lain turun padang main bolasepak, mereka main “footsie”! Pondan! Footnote: By the time this cartoon is posted: 1. The same 1Malaysia's football team who went down unceremoniously to a team from the tiny island (which, before this 'incident', is only known to me with its tourism industry and nothing at all regarding any sports), had, with 'pride and style', whacked 11-0 a team from another tiny nation 2. The same 1Malaysia's football team too, had then gone down again, this time to a team from a country who, although still way much poorer and cannot proudly and with style give out a statement such as “our economic fundamentals are strong”, is obviously still way much stronger in the regional football arena for several years now 3. The women's 1Malaysia team, on the other hand, got embarrassed on field, not because each of its players had her trousers pulled down or peed in their trousers in front of spectators while running and jumping about, but after they themselves got whacked 8-0 by the opponent. I really don't know what were they thinking – others get on the field to play football, they played “footsie”! Sissy!