TANYALAH USTAZ 2

Tanyalah Ustaz UMNO
Mari Belajar Dan Memahami Bahasa Inggeris

What is that? = What's that? = Wazzat? = Apa tu? = Apo bondo eh tu jang???

My Foot Note: We Don't Want Pirates! We Want Clean Leaders! We Don't Want Bullshits! We Want Clean Leaders!

Catatan tapakkakiku: Kami Tak Nak Lanun! Kami Mahu Pemimpin Bersih! Kami Tak Nak Kena Kencing! Kami Mahu Pemimpin Bersih!

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI: Simpulan Bahasa (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND: Malay Idioms)

Misteri Kapalselam Takboleh Menyelam - Mungkin Salahfaham Terjemahan Bila Buat Pesanan

Mystery of The Submarine That Can't Submerge - Maybe A Misunderstanding In Translation When Placing Order

petikan daripada asiasentinel.com seperti laporan John Berthelsen, Isnin 30hb April 2012: Ia cuma suatu tanda pada pintu pejabat di Hong Kong? Untuk sebuah syarikat yang dikatakan menerima sekurang2nya 36juta euro (144juta ringgit) daripada satu anak syarikat kepada firma pertahanan Perancis DCN, Terasasi (HK) Ltd rupa2nya penuh misteri. Ia salah satu dari 142 nama yang tersenarai pada tingkat 19 sebuah pencakar langit di 3 Jalan Lockhart dalam daerah Wan Chai di Hong Kong. Penyewa utama di tingkat 19 itu ialah Union Alpha, cabang di Hong Kong bagi sebuah firma perakaunan yang memberikan "khidmat profesional untuk memenuhi kehendak harian perniagaan para pelanggan di Hong Kong, Cina dan antarabangsa," termasuk khidmat audit dan jaminan, rundingan pengurusan, perakaunan dan lain-lain, seperti apa yang tertera pada laman sesawangnya. Tidak ada sebarang petunjuk tentang apakah perniagaan Terasasi. Ia cuma disenaraikan dalam Pendaftaran Syarikat Hong Kong sebagai sebuah "syarikat tempatan". Bila ditanya tentang jenis urusan Terasasi, seorang pegawai kanan Union Alpha, Monique K.L. Chan, hanya berkata "Kami tidak boleh membincangkan hal2 sulit para pelanggan kami." Dia menujukan Asia Sentinel pada seorang ketua, yang dikatakannya sedang bermesyuarat. Ketuanya itu tidak menjawap permintaan untuk suatu panggilan telefon. Bagaimanapun, Terasasi terletak di tengah2 tuduhan yang sekurang2nya 36juta euro telah disalurkan menerusi akaunnya kepada Perdana Menteri Najib Abdul Razak sebagai komisen atas jualan 2 buah kapalselam Scorpene yang dibeli dari firma pertahanan Perancis Thales International, atau dikenali juga sebagai Thint Asia. 2 orang pengarah syarikat Terasasi HK, yang pada mulanya ditubuhkan di Malaysia, tersenarai dalam Pendaftaran Syarikat Hong Kong sebagai Abdul Razak Baginda, dulunya seorang sahabat rapat Najib, dan Abdul Malim Baginda, bapa Abdul Razak. Tiada sebarang maklumat, contohnya, bank2 mana yang berurusan dengan Terasasi, tetapi bank2 ini mungkin mula menumpukan perhatian. Ini adalah kerana akta pengubahan wang Hong Kong meletakkan kesalahan pada bank, peguam atau juruakaun jika mengendalikan harta yang mereka tahu atau mereka syaki merupakan hasil urusan jenayah berat. Pesalah boleh dipenjarakan sehingga 14tahun. Rekod mesti disimpan untuk mana2 urusan yang melebihi HK$8ribu, atau anggaran kasarnya USD1ribu (3ribu ringgit). extracted from asiasentinel.com as reported by John Berthelsen, Monday 30th April 2012: Is it just a sign on a Hong Kong door? For a company that allegedly received at least €36 million from an offshoot of the French defense company DCN, Terasasi (Hong Kong) Ltd is a mysterious company indeed. It is one of at least 142 names listed on the directory on the 19th floor of a skyscraper at 3 Lockhart Road in Hong Kong’s Wan Chai district. The 19th floor’s main tenant is a company called Union Alpha, the Hong Kong arm of an accounting firm that provides “professional services to meet clients’ daily business needs, both in Hong Kong, Greater China and globally,” including auditing and assurance services, management consulting, accountancy and other services, according to the firm’s website. There is no indication of what Terasasi’s business is. It is only listed in the Hong Kong Companies Registry as a “local company.” Asked about the nature of Terasasi’s operations, Monique K.L. Chan, a senior officer at Union Alpha, told Asia Sentinel that “We cannot discuss confidential matters of our clients.” She referred Asia Sentinel to her boss, whom she said was in a meeting. He did not immediately answer a request for a phone call. Terasasi, however, is at the center of allegations that at least some of the €36 million was funneled through its accounts to Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak as a commission on the sale of two Scorpene submarines purchased from the French defense company Thales International, also known as Thint Asia. The two directors of Terasasi Hong Kong, which was first incorporated in Malaysia, are listed in the Hong Kong Companies Registry as Abdul Razak Baginda, formerly one of Najib’s closest friends, and Razak Baginda’s father, Abdul Malim Baginda. There is no indication, for instance, who Terasasi’s bankers might be, but they might be beginning to take notice. That is because Hong Kong’s money-laundering law makes it an offense for bankers, lawyers or accountants to deal with property they know or have reasonable grounds to believe represents the proceeds serious crimes. Offenders are subject to a maximum of 14 years in prison. Records must be kept on any transaction over HK$8,000, the rough equivalent of US$1,000. UPDATED!!! A report leaks the conversation that took place on the day asia sentinel went to find out more about terasasi, at the office's main lobby... asia sentinel: miss, excuse me miss, what exactly is the nature of business conducted by this firm? terasasi staff: hah? apa orangputeh ni cakap kat aku nih??? aku bukannya belajar ppsmi... eh, apa dia tanya tu? (berpaling pada seorang staf lain yang baru melangkah masuk dari luar) *huh? what is this white man saying??? i didnt study (in) ppsmi (the learning of sciences and maths in english language)... eh, what is he asking? (turning to another staff who just walked through the front door) staff no.2: ala, dia tanya kau, kompeni ni buat bisnes apa... (sambil beredar terus masuk pejabat di dalam) *ah, he asks you, what business is this company doing... (immediately walking away to the office inside) terasasi staff: ooh... bisnes... kompeni ni... *ooh... business... this company... asia sentinel: ah, yes. what business does the company engage in, please? terasasi staff: ok, ok, i know that... ok, aaah... bisnes.... aaaah... camne nak cakap  ek.... *ok, ok, i know that... ok, aaah... business.... aaaah... how am i gonna say it eh... asia sentinel: excuse me, what's that? i dont understand the words you just said... dont sound mandarin, i dont think... terasasi staff: aah... alamak... yes... i mean no, not  mandarin... aa... bisnes... aa... up... aah... bisnes up... *aah... oh shucks... yes... i mean no, not  mandarin... aah... business... aa... up... aah... business up... asia sentinel: up? up, as in above, up? (pointing index finger up) terasasi staff: yes yes! (nodding vigorously) up, above... aaah... air...! asia sentinel: up air? terasasi staff: yes, up air! (nodding and grinning wide) asia sentinel: ooooh, you mean aircraft business? this firm deals with aeroplanes, because aeroplanes, they go up in the air, yes? terasasi staff: no no no! (look of dismay) not aeroplane! up air, up air! (voice becoming frantic) you know... air... aaah... not air... asia sentinel: whaaat??! now it's not air anymore?? then what is it??? (voice becoming impatient) terasasi staff: aah... wind! business up wind! (grinning with relief) asia sentinel: wind?? as in, today it's very windy, the wind blows strongly, that kind of wind? terasasi staff: yes yes! (look of joy) asia sentinel: so, the firm produces alternative power using wind? terasasi staff: no! (look of dismay again) asia sentinel: then, the firm manufactures windmills? (rotating entire arm in a frantic effort to imitate windmill blades) terasasi staff: no! asia sentinel: the firm provides aerodynamic testing in wind tunnels? terasasi staff: no no no! (look of dismay) asia sentinel: still not right? oh god! so what is it then??! terasasi staff: business, up... wind! asia sentinel: up-wind??? that is such a mysterious term, i cant tell what mysterious business your company ventures in; gosh, i dont get you at all! you keep saying wind, and all i'm getting is gas... i better leave now before i break wind in front of you! (leaves hurriedly in disappointment) terasasi staff: ceh! orang puteh pengotor! (wajah meloya) *yuck! unhygienic white man! (look of disgust) staff no.2: kenapa kau ni? (melangkah masuk lobi semula) *what's with you? (steps into the lobby again) terasasi staff: tu, orang puteh tu, tanya aku banyak2, lepas tu nak kentut depan aku pulak! *that white man, he asked me lots of questions, then he wanted to break wind in front of me! staff no.2: heh! apa yang dia tanya? apa kau jawab? *heh! what did he ask? what did you answer? terasasi staff: kan tadi dia tanya, apa bisnes kompeni ni... aku pun jawab la, up wind, aku kata... tapi dia tak paham2... dia cakap misteri la, apa la... dia bengang sampai nak terkeluar kentut! *that question he asked earlier, what business does the company do... so i answered, up wind, i said... but he still didnt understand...he said it's a mystery bla bla bla... and he got upset until he felt like farting! staff no.2: up wind?? apa tu?? *up wind?? what's that?? terasasi staff: laaa... (wajah terkejut) kau pun tak paham ke??? simple english je tu, aku ni pun paham! kan kompeni ni buat bisnes up wind, bisnes atas angin! *oh no... (look of disbelief) you dont understand either??? it's simple english, even i understand it! dont you remember, this company does the up wind business (brokering business) staff no.2: hahah! patutlah orang puteh tu nak terkeluar kentut nak fahamkan apa kau cakap, kau pergi terjemah literal sebijik2, atas angin bukan up wind la, broker la! haha! klakka-la kau ni! *hahah! no wonder the white man developed gas problem to the point of farting in trying to chew over your words, you did a literal translation; it's not up wind, it's brokering! haha! you're funny! My Foot Note: We Don't Want Pirate Leaders! We Want Clean Leaders! We Don't Want Bullshitting Leaders! We Want Clean Leaders! Catatan tapakkakiku: Kami Tak Nak Pemimpin Lanun! Kami Mahu Pemimpin Bersih! Kami Tak Nak Pemimpin Kencing! Kami Mahu Pemimpin Bersih!

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MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI: (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND:)

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI:

Bahasa 1Malaysia - Simpulan Bahasa (Terbaru):
Pelan Transformasi Kerajaan

LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND:

The 1Malaysia Language - Idioms (Latest):
Government Transformation Plan

alamak! Tayangan semula atas permintaan ramai (baca: penulis buat silap haha)

oops! Re-posted due to high demand (read: writer's blooper haha)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... PPSMI is about the learning of SCIENCES and MATHEMATICS using the English Language in primary as well as secondary schools... the objective of PPSMI is so that children will graduate from schools with a high COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE; henceforth CAN COMPETE GLOBALLY IN THEIR RESPECTIVE CAREER... PPSMI is thought of, brainstormed, sowed, planted, executed, cared for, and defended by 1Malaysia's POLITICAL LEADERS... if one learns SCIENCES, then SCIENTIFIC names and terms will be learned... if one learns MATHEMATICS, then MATHEMATICAL terms will be learned... therefore, the schoolkids may learn of SCIENTIFIC and MATHEMATICAL names and terms which are taught in ENGLISH (and no longer recognize those same terms in Bahasa Malaysia)... for example, they may know words like test tube (no longer 'tabung uji'), ultra violet (no longer 'lampau ungu'), density (no longer 'ketumpatan'), dan differentiation (no longer 'pengkerbedaan')... furthermore, they may also know names and terms like biology (no longer 'biologi'), physics (no longer 'fizik'), mathematics (no longer 'matematik'), photosynthesis (no longer 'fotosintesis'), hydrocloric acid (no longer 'asid hidroklorik'), trajectory (no longer 'trajektori'), calculus(no longer 'kalkulus'), negative (no longer 'negatif'), graph (no longer 'graf'), statistics (no longer 'statistik'), and hundreds maybe thousands more SCIENTIFIC and MATHEMATICAL names and terms in ENGLISH which they may learn, know and understand; hence, they achieve a high level of COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE; thereby, ABLE TO COMPETE GLOBALLY IN THEIR RESPECTIVE CAREER!!! oh, but what if some of these kids (or more than half of them) get out from their schooling years and decide to choose a career OUTSIDE OF THE SCIENCES LINE (and mathematics line as well, since generally mathematics is closely affiliated with sciences) - for examples, jobs as politicians, singers or artists (when we talk about politicians, quite often we link them to artists too), painters, writers, journalists, and lawyers??? 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... PPSMI adalah pembelajaran SAINS dan MATEMATIK menggunakan Bahasa Inggeris di sekolah2 rendah mahupun menengah... tujuan PPSMI ialah supaya murid2 mengakhiri persekolahan dengan PENGUASAAN BAHASA INGGERIS yang tinggi lalu dapat BERSAING SECARA GLOBAL DALAM KERJAYA MASING2... PPSMI dicetus, difikirmasak, dibenih, ditanam, dilaksana, dijaga dan dipertahan oleh PEMIMPIN2 POLITIK 1Malaysia... kalau belajar SAINS, maka nama2 dan perkataan SAINTIFIK bakal dipelajari... kalau belajar MATEMATIK, perkataan2 MATEMATIK dipelajari... maka murid2 tersebut mungkin kenal nama2 dan perkataan SAINTIFIK dan MATEMATIK yang diajar dalam Bahasa Inggeris (bukan lagi mengenali perkataan2 sama dalam Bahasa Malaysia)... contohnya, mereka mungkin kenal perkataan2 seperti test tube (bukan lagi 'tabung uji'), ultra violet (bukan lagi 'lampau ungu'), density (bukan lagi 'ketumpatan'), dan differentiation (bukan lagi 'pengkerbedaan')... tambahan lagi, mereka juga mungkin mengenali nama2 dan perkataan seperti biology (bukan lagi 'biologi'), physics (bukan lagi 'fizik'), mathematics (bukan lagi 'matematik'), photosynthesis (bukan lagi 'fotosintesis'), hydrocloric acid (bukan lagi 'asid hidroklorik'), trajectory (bukan lagi 'trajektori'), calculus(bukan lagi 'kalkulus'), negative (bukan lagi 'negatif'), graph (bukan lagi 'graf'), statistics (bukan lagi 'statistik'), dan ratusan mungkin ribuan lagi pelbagai nama dan perkataan SAINTIFIK dan MATEMATIK dalam Bahasa Inggeris yang mungkin mereka pelajari, kenali dan fahami, lantaran mereka mencapai tahap PENGUASAAN BAHASA INGGERIS yang tinggi lalu dapat BERSAING SECARA GLOBAL DALAM KERJAYA MASING2!!! oh, tapi bagaimana kalau sebahagian daripada murid2 tersebut (atau lebih dari setengah dari kalangan mereka) keluar dari alam persekolahan lalu memilih KERJAYA DI LUAR BIDANG SAINS (dan bidang matematik juga, kerana amnya matematik berkait rapat dengan bidang sains) - contohnya kerjaya sebagai politikus, penyanyi atau artis (bila menyebut tentang ahli politik, kerap juga kita kaitkan dengan golongan artis), pelukis, penulis, wartawan dan peguam???

Kesah Ong-Ong

Tahun Chong: Awak Tolong Saya, Saya (Mungkin) Tolong Awak

Bicara bulu tangkis, mungkin loghat terengganu sebut badmintOng? Bicara badminton, tersebutlah seorang datok Ong Jejak kakinya ke gelanggang, bergemalah rebana dan gOng Hebatnya tahap glokal, dialah harapan dari marudu hingga manjOng Ditambah gelanggang sendiri, pastilah tahun ini 1malaysia Ong Sayang, gaya persembahannya jauh dari apa yang diomOng Kecundang mudah, kalau bolasepak umpama kalah lapan - kosOng! Gelaran 'favourite', gelaran 'nombor 1', gelaran 'datok', semua masuk tOng Karam walia mungkin terbalikkan gelarannya: ibarat rebah membawa sokOng 'Tidak apa', 'malaysia boleh' bangkit semula dengan seorang lagi Ong Ong kedua dan pasangan juga handalnya bukanlah cerita bohOng Bersemaraklah semula semangat berkobar2 para penyokOng Namun nyata berdua ini juga lemah tidak cukup terdorOng Nak tak nak, terpaksalah 1malaysia berharap pada lagi satu Ong Hakikatnya semua akur, mengatakannya menang cumalah satu kelentOng Tukang ajar sendiri buntu tak terfikir taktik apa yang boleh tolOng Rasa pahit mula terasa pada airliur di setiap kerongkOng Usianya agak lanjut, jelas kakinya terhoyOng2 Tanpa perlu lama, Ong ke-3 terus kOng 1malaysia bersama rosmah yang bangga berterusan melopOng 2 hari berlalu, najib bersama '1malaysia' kebanggaannya pula dilelOng... catatan peringatan: Manusia, sepertimana juga segala kejadian & milik Tuhan yang lain - haiwan, tumbuhan, kuman, air, haba, bulan, debu, ilmu, harta dsbnya - bersifat baharu. Maksudnya berubah-ubah. Kejap ada, kejap takde. Macam biskut. Kejap di atas, kejap di bawah. Macam tayar. Satu masa terang, satu masa gelap. Macam hari. Sebentar sedikit, tiba2 banyak. Macam ombak laut. Mula2 menang, kemudian kalah. Macam pilihanraya. Jelas, bukan? Yakinlah! Dengan seyakin2nya. Allah Maha Berkuasa. Alhamdulillah. Segala puji2an kembali pada Allah. LAWAN TETAP LAWAN! UNTUK MENGHAPUSKAN PENIPUAN & PENCABULAN. UNTUK KEBAIKAN & KEADILAN SEMUA.

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DULU (BEFORE) ...

Mengenang Kembali... (Thinking Back...)

Retorika, Retorika... (Rhetorics, Rhetorics...) Pemanis di Bibir, Pemanis di Bibir... (Sweet Nothings, Sweet Nothings...) Dulu, Kini dan Selamanya... (Before, Now, and Forever...) 50+ tahun dahhh...!!! (50+ years alreadyyy...!!!)

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