LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND: Edit YOUR Photo (MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI: Edit Foto ANDA)

Edit YOUR Photo!

Ubahsuai Gambar ANDA!

Huh! In this digital era, it is rather easy to edit, transform and upgrade any image, from a still photo or a video, even more so if the original image itself is already in digital format. But there are producers still groping around in doing editing that looks attractive or appears natural. And of course there are still too many among viewers of an image who become confused, is the image staring back into their own eyes an original image, or is it a result of a somewhat clever manipulation by its producer? In order to sharpen readers' knowledge about image editing (this is quite explosive nowadays, don't get easily hoodwinked), a quick quiz has been prepared to test your thought process capacity. Look at the photo and answer the question below it: *For tips, refer to an earlier post: klakka-la.blogspot: SELAMAT BERAYA AIDILFITRI 1433H Hesh! Di zaman digital ini memang agak mudah untuk ubahsuai tukar dan tambahbaik sesuatu gambar biasa mahupun video apatah lagi jika gambar asal sendiri pun dalam bentuk digital. Tapi ada penerbit masih terkapai2 hendak melakukan ubahsuai yang nampak molek atau seperti semulajadi. Dan amatsangat ramai kalangan yang melihat sesuatu gambar rasa keliru, apakah gambar yang dipapar depan bijimata memasing itu gambar asal atau sudah digubah mengikut selera penerbit? Untuk menajamkan pengetahuan pembaca tentang ubahsuai gambar (isu ini agak meletop sekarang, jadi jangan mudah terkelentong), maka di sini disediakan satu kuiz pantas sebagai ujian dayafikir anda. Lihat gambar ini dan jawab soalan di bawahnya: *Untuk panduan, rujuk di sini: klakka-la.blogspot: SELAMAT BERAYA AIDILFITRI 1433H What is actually in the photo above? A.circled at right is copy&paste, originally it was only an image of tables and dark blue chairs which were empty. B.circled at left is copy&paste, originally it was only an image of open light blue sky with birds flying freely. C.one of the circled is copy&paste, originally it was an image of a few monkeys jumping and swinging, which have been from the past few days, often seen straying around pekan, making rosmah feel embarrassed. D.both circled are copy&paste, originally they were images of a light apparition, which at one point was flying, at another point was jumping and yet at another was swinging, which has been from the past few years, often seen straying around najib's house, making rosmah feel angry. E.both circled are copy&paste, originally they were images of a group of adults who were all wearing yellow clothes, even though najib's open house invitation clearly stated that the attires for guests shall bear none of the color yellow, making rosmah feel embarrassed and angry. F.both circled are copy&paste, originally they were images of a group of adult monkeys carrying banners criticising najib whilst supporting muhyiddin to be the new president of u-bn. Apa sebenarnya ada pada gambar di atas? A.dibulatkan sebelah kanan adalah copy&paste, asalnya cumalah gambar meja dan kerusi2 birutua yg kosong. B.dibulatkan sebelah kiri adalah copy&paste, asalnya cumalah gambar langit birumuda terbentang dgn burung2 terbang bebas. C.salahsatu dibulatkan adalah copy&paste, asalnya adalah gambar beberapa ekor kera terlompat2 dan bergayutan yg sejak beberapa hari ini selalu berkeliaran sekitar kawasan pekan, membuatkan rosmah rasa malu. D.kedua2 dibulatkan adalah copy&paste, asalnya adalah gambar sekilas lembaga putih yang sekejap terbang, sekejap lagi terlompat2, dan sekejap lagi pula bergayutan, yg sejak beberapa tahun ini selalu berkeliaran sekitar kawasan rumah najib, membuatkan rosmah rasa marah. E.kedua2 dibulatkan adalah copy&paste, asalnya adalah gambar sekumpulan dewasa yg kesemuanya memakai baju kuning, walaupun jemputan rumahterbuka najib sudah jelas menetapkan tatagaya pemakaian mestilah tiada warna kuning, membuatkan rosmah rasa malu dan marah. F.kedua2 dibulatkan adalah copy&paste, asalnya adalah gambar sebilangan kera dewasa membawa kainrentang mengutuk najib dgn menyokong muhyiddin sebagai presiden u-bn baru.

My Foot Note: X Leaders Who Are Unfit! X Leaders Who Bullshit! Make Digital Honest Not Fabricated Tale! X Old Newspaper X Old Scale! ABU!

Catatan tapakkakiku: Kami Tak Nak Pemimpin Gatal! Kami Tak Nak Pemimpin Kuat Kencing! Ini Zaman Digital! X Nak Suratkhabar Lama X Nak Dacing! ABU!

WE ARE RIGHT! WE HAVE RIGHTS! STOP 114A!

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MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI: Simpulan Bahasa (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND: Malay Idioms)

Misteri Kapalselam Takboleh Menyelam - Mungkin Salahfaham Terjemahan Bila Buat Pesanan

Mystery of The Submarine That Can't Submerge - Maybe A Misunderstanding In Translation When Placing Order

petikan daripada asiasentinel.com seperti laporan John Berthelsen, Isnin 30hb April 2012: Ia cuma suatu tanda pada pintu pejabat di Hong Kong? Untuk sebuah syarikat yang dikatakan menerima sekurang2nya 36juta euro (144juta ringgit) daripada satu anak syarikat kepada firma pertahanan Perancis DCN, Terasasi (HK) Ltd rupa2nya penuh misteri. Ia salah satu dari 142 nama yang tersenarai pada tingkat 19 sebuah pencakar langit di 3 Jalan Lockhart dalam daerah Wan Chai di Hong Kong. Penyewa utama di tingkat 19 itu ialah Union Alpha, cabang di Hong Kong bagi sebuah firma perakaunan yang memberikan "khidmat profesional untuk memenuhi kehendak harian perniagaan para pelanggan di Hong Kong, Cina dan antarabangsa," termasuk khidmat audit dan jaminan, rundingan pengurusan, perakaunan dan lain-lain, seperti apa yang tertera pada laman sesawangnya. Tidak ada sebarang petunjuk tentang apakah perniagaan Terasasi. Ia cuma disenaraikan dalam Pendaftaran Syarikat Hong Kong sebagai sebuah "syarikat tempatan". Bila ditanya tentang jenis urusan Terasasi, seorang pegawai kanan Union Alpha, Monique K.L. Chan, hanya berkata "Kami tidak boleh membincangkan hal2 sulit para pelanggan kami." Dia menujukan Asia Sentinel pada seorang ketua, yang dikatakannya sedang bermesyuarat. Ketuanya itu tidak menjawap permintaan untuk suatu panggilan telefon. Bagaimanapun, Terasasi terletak di tengah2 tuduhan yang sekurang2nya 36juta euro telah disalurkan menerusi akaunnya kepada Perdana Menteri Najib Abdul Razak sebagai komisen atas jualan 2 buah kapalselam Scorpene yang dibeli dari firma pertahanan Perancis Thales International, atau dikenali juga sebagai Thint Asia. 2 orang pengarah syarikat Terasasi HK, yang pada mulanya ditubuhkan di Malaysia, tersenarai dalam Pendaftaran Syarikat Hong Kong sebagai Abdul Razak Baginda, dulunya seorang sahabat rapat Najib, dan Abdul Malim Baginda, bapa Abdul Razak. Tiada sebarang maklumat, contohnya, bank2 mana yang berurusan dengan Terasasi, tetapi bank2 ini mungkin mula menumpukan perhatian. Ini adalah kerana akta pengubahan wang Hong Kong meletakkan kesalahan pada bank, peguam atau juruakaun jika mengendalikan harta yang mereka tahu atau mereka syaki merupakan hasil urusan jenayah berat. Pesalah boleh dipenjarakan sehingga 14tahun. Rekod mesti disimpan untuk mana2 urusan yang melebihi HK$8ribu, atau anggaran kasarnya USD1ribu (3ribu ringgit). extracted from asiasentinel.com as reported by John Berthelsen, Monday 30th April 2012: Is it just a sign on a Hong Kong door? For a company that allegedly received at least €36 million from an offshoot of the French defense company DCN, Terasasi (Hong Kong) Ltd is a mysterious company indeed. It is one of at least 142 names listed on the directory on the 19th floor of a skyscraper at 3 Lockhart Road in Hong Kong’s Wan Chai district. The 19th floor’s main tenant is a company called Union Alpha, the Hong Kong arm of an accounting firm that provides “professional services to meet clients’ daily business needs, both in Hong Kong, Greater China and globally,” including auditing and assurance services, management consulting, accountancy and other services, according to the firm’s website. There is no indication of what Terasasi’s business is. It is only listed in the Hong Kong Companies Registry as a “local company.” Asked about the nature of Terasasi’s operations, Monique K.L. Chan, a senior officer at Union Alpha, told Asia Sentinel that “We cannot discuss confidential matters of our clients.” She referred Asia Sentinel to her boss, whom she said was in a meeting. He did not immediately answer a request for a phone call. Terasasi, however, is at the center of allegations that at least some of the €36 million was funneled through its accounts to Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak as a commission on the sale of two Scorpene submarines purchased from the French defense company Thales International, also known as Thint Asia. The two directors of Terasasi Hong Kong, which was first incorporated in Malaysia, are listed in the Hong Kong Companies Registry as Abdul Razak Baginda, formerly one of Najib’s closest friends, and Razak Baginda’s father, Abdul Malim Baginda. There is no indication, for instance, who Terasasi’s bankers might be, but they might be beginning to take notice. That is because Hong Kong’s money-laundering law makes it an offense for bankers, lawyers or accountants to deal with property they know or have reasonable grounds to believe represents the proceeds serious crimes. Offenders are subject to a maximum of 14 years in prison. Records must be kept on any transaction over HK$8,000, the rough equivalent of US$1,000. UPDATED!!! A report leaks the conversation that took place on the day asia sentinel went to find out more about terasasi, at the office's main lobby... asia sentinel: miss, excuse me miss, what exactly is the nature of business conducted by this firm? terasasi staff: hah? apa orangputeh ni cakap kat aku nih??? aku bukannya belajar ppsmi... eh, apa dia tanya tu? (berpaling pada seorang staf lain yang baru melangkah masuk dari luar) *huh? what is this white man saying??? i didnt study (in) ppsmi (the learning of sciences and maths in english language)... eh, what is he asking? (turning to another staff who just walked through the front door) staff no.2: ala, dia tanya kau, kompeni ni buat bisnes apa... (sambil beredar terus masuk pejabat di dalam) *ah, he asks you, what business is this company doing... (immediately walking away to the office inside) terasasi staff: ooh... bisnes... kompeni ni... *ooh... business... this company... asia sentinel: ah, yes. what business does the company engage in, please? terasasi staff: ok, ok, i know that... ok, aaah... bisnes.... aaaah... camne nak cakap  ek.... *ok, ok, i know that... ok, aaah... business.... aaaah... how am i gonna say it eh... asia sentinel: excuse me, what's that? i dont understand the words you just said... dont sound mandarin, i dont think... terasasi staff: aah... alamak... yes... i mean no, not  mandarin... aa... bisnes... aa... up... aah... bisnes up... *aah... oh shucks... yes... i mean no, not  mandarin... aah... business... aa... up... aah... business up... asia sentinel: up? up, as in above, up? (pointing index finger up) terasasi staff: yes yes! (nodding vigorously) up, above... aaah... air...! asia sentinel: up air? terasasi staff: yes, up air! (nodding and grinning wide) asia sentinel: ooooh, you mean aircraft business? this firm deals with aeroplanes, because aeroplanes, they go up in the air, yes? terasasi staff: no no no! (look of dismay) not aeroplane! up air, up air! (voice becoming frantic) you know... air... aaah... not air... asia sentinel: whaaat??! now it's not air anymore?? then what is it??? (voice becoming impatient) terasasi staff: aah... wind! business up wind! (grinning with relief) asia sentinel: wind?? as in, today it's very windy, the wind blows strongly, that kind of wind? terasasi staff: yes yes! (look of joy) asia sentinel: so, the firm produces alternative power using wind? terasasi staff: no! (look of dismay again) asia sentinel: then, the firm manufactures windmills? (rotating entire arm in a frantic effort to imitate windmill blades) terasasi staff: no! asia sentinel: the firm provides aerodynamic testing in wind tunnels? terasasi staff: no no no! (look of dismay) asia sentinel: still not right? oh god! so what is it then??! terasasi staff: business, up... wind! asia sentinel: up-wind??? that is such a mysterious term, i cant tell what mysterious business your company ventures in; gosh, i dont get you at all! you keep saying wind, and all i'm getting is gas... i better leave now before i break wind in front of you! (leaves hurriedly in disappointment) terasasi staff: ceh! orang puteh pengotor! (wajah meloya) *yuck! unhygienic white man! (look of disgust) staff no.2: kenapa kau ni? (melangkah masuk lobi semula) *what's with you? (steps into the lobby again) terasasi staff: tu, orang puteh tu, tanya aku banyak2, lepas tu nak kentut depan aku pulak! *that white man, he asked me lots of questions, then he wanted to break wind in front of me! staff no.2: heh! apa yang dia tanya? apa kau jawab? *heh! what did he ask? what did you answer? terasasi staff: kan tadi dia tanya, apa bisnes kompeni ni... aku pun jawab la, up wind, aku kata... tapi dia tak paham2... dia cakap misteri la, apa la... dia bengang sampai nak terkeluar kentut! *that question he asked earlier, what business does the company do... so i answered, up wind, i said... but he still didnt understand...he said it's a mystery bla bla bla... and he got upset until he felt like farting! staff no.2: up wind?? apa tu?? *up wind?? what's that?? terasasi staff: laaa... (wajah terkejut) kau pun tak paham ke??? simple english je tu, aku ni pun paham! kan kompeni ni buat bisnes up wind, bisnes atas angin! *oh no... (look of disbelief) you dont understand either??? it's simple english, even i understand it! dont you remember, this company does the up wind business (brokering business) staff no.2: hahah! patutlah orang puteh tu nak terkeluar kentut nak fahamkan apa kau cakap, kau pergi terjemah literal sebijik2, atas angin bukan up wind la, broker la! haha! klakka-la kau ni! *hahah! no wonder the white man developed gas problem to the point of farting in trying to chew over your words, you did a literal translation; it's not up wind, it's brokering! haha! you're funny! My Foot Note: We Don't Want Pirate Leaders! We Want Clean Leaders! We Don't Want Bullshitting Leaders! We Want Clean Leaders! Catatan tapakkakiku: Kami Tak Nak Pemimpin Lanun! Kami Mahu Pemimpin Bersih! Kami Tak Nak Pemimpin Kencing! Kami Mahu Pemimpin Bersih!

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MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI ABU (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND ABU)

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI

Kenapa ABU (Asalkan Bukan UMNO-BN) - Prakata

LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND

Why ABU (Anything But UMNO-BN) - Prewords

Ada orang walaupun tidak suka gelarannya, tetapi demi sumber kewangan harian sendiri malah untuk ahli keluarga maka terpaksa juga bekerja sebagai supir kepada tuanbesar. Itu masih okey, terpaksa berlenguhkaki dalam kesesakan bandaraya memandu bos ke sanasini kerapkali hingga tengahmalam dan selalu juga di hujungminggu yang sepatutnya diluang bersama keluarga, tetapi dapat juga merasa memandu kereta mewahmenjalar berkemilau. Ada yang lain terpaksa ke sanasini kerapkali secara jarakjauh tidakkira di hujungminggu atu semalaman, dengan menggengam kuat stering lori yang selalu rosak brek dan kadang2 pecah tayar di tengah2 lebuhraya yang bahangnya membakar setiap inci kulit di badan. Ada sebilangan yang amatsuka mendapat wang lebih lalu membuat kerjasampingan di hujungminggu atau sebelah malam setelah tamat waktu pejabat dengan menyewa daripada pemilik permit dan menjadi drebar teksi hingga larutmalam.Ada sebahagian yang bersifat usahawan lantas tatkala oranglain berkira2 hendak membeli kereta begitu begini, mereka pula diam2 mengumpul duit lalu membeli bas yang diusahakan sebagai bas sekolah atau bas kilang. Tetapi cuma ada 1pasangan yang diketahui umum di 1Malaysia ini yang mana si-suami tak semena2 suka pula digelar pemandu bas, sedangkan si-isteri bersifat diam2 mengumpul duit menabung dari kecil lalu berbelanja sakan membeli ituini apabila sudah besar gedempol! (eh, atau adakah ianya terbalik - si-suami yang suka menabung kemudian berbelanja boros sedangkan si-isteri pula yang suka menjadi drebar bas???) 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Ah, apapun, taklama selepas ini kita akan mulakan siri pembelajaran baru: Kenapa ABU? Sila tunggukan... Although disliking the label, but for the sake of daily source of income for themselves and even for family members, there are people who would still have to work as drivers to the big bosses. That is still okay, undergoing leg cramps in the city traffic jams driving the boss here and there, oft into late at nights and many times too at weekends which are supposed to be spent with the family, but at least they get to drive gleaming luxury cars. There are others who have to drive around here and there, often over long distances be it weekends or overnights, having to tightly grip the steering wheels of lorries that are prone to burst tyres and frequent faulty brakes in the middle of the highway with heat that burns every inch of the skin on their backs. Then there are people who simply love to earn extra money and commit to second jobs during weekends or at nights after normal office hours are over, by leasing from the permit holders and becoming taxi divers beyond midnights. There are also the entreprenurial lots who, whilst many people are doing the maths to buy this car or that, they in turn have silently been saving money and then buying buses which they operate as school or factory buses. But there is only 1couple widely known here in 1Malaysia whereby the husband, without apparent reason, likes to be labelled a bus driver, whereas the wife has been silently saving money in piggy banks since small, only to splurge-spend on this and that when she grows big and fat! (eh, or is it the other way round - the husband is the one who likes saving and then splurging, whilst the wife is the one who likes to be the bus driver???) 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Ah, whatever it is, soon after this, we will begin on a new learning series: Why ABU? Please hold on... My Foot Note: We Don't Want Dirty! We Want Bersih 3.0! We Want Green! X Nuke! X Lynas! Catatan tapakkakiku: Kami Tak Nak Kotor! Kami Mahu Bersih 3.0! Kami Nak Hijau! X Nak Nuklear! X Lynas!

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND)

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI:

Kerajaan 1Malaysia - Dulu, Kini dan Selamanya

LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND:

The 1Malaysia Government - Then, Now and Forever

A picture is worth a thousand words... But often times a picture requires a thousand accompanying words in order for it to be clearly understood by an uninitiated few, or by many who have been so deeply entrenched in endless misdirections by people with resources, influence and agenda, that they have simply become unaware of the real truths. 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Unfortunate for you because the chiefs who supposedly lead and steer this country of ours... generally are... oh Lord, if we belittle them, they'd jump... but heck, this ventricle has long suffered burning pains, holding back anger and frustration; therefore, i'm not gonna apologize for all the insults in here... of the stupid, arrogant lots! Eh, angry? Don't want to believe it? Want proof? Huh! The photos above are the proofs! These photos (thanks to manjongmari.blogspot) silently portray a thousand meanings which reflect the traits of the UBN Government all along the decades that they have been made (oh Lord have mercy!) leaders (gosh, when will the jinx end?!) Well, now let's learn and understand what these boring photos reflect: 1.People 'at the top' (no wonder the public has been stepped on all the time!) are usually surrounded by a few who try to give spontaneous advice (correct or not, sincere or not, only God knows) 2.People 'at the top' (ugh, nauseating!) on the other hand, usually reject the advice, spontaneously too, whether because they feel the advisors are not of the same level and not that good, or they feel that they themselves are already great thus not requiring any pointers (hence, arrogantly stupid!) Note: But often too, the arrogant fools are actually only snobbish, not dumb, but instead are very conniving, pretending to sweep aside the offered opinions, only later to quietly use the same - and claiming that the ideas are their own brainchild! 3.The arrogant fools, due to their arrogance, or sometimes because of being not too smart, often start or continue with a policy or project drummed up as correct, great or problem-free, without an exhaustive investigation beforehand, thereafter committing blunders which are only discovered midway, thereby forced to make a u-turn, at which point though, lots have already been wasted on time, effort and expenses! Note: More saddening, embarassing and hurting the left and right atria is when the stupid snobs do not even realize their own mistakes, henceforth happily displaying their dumb work for all to see as a proud achievement! 4.The snob leaders too will not be void from surrounded by a group of people none other than: the a**-kissing bootlickers! Suatu gambar bernilai seribu perkataan... Tapi seringkali suatu gambar perlu diiringi seribu perkataan supaya ianya jelas kepada segolongan kecil yang kurang pengalaman, atau segolongan besar yang telah terperangkap terlalu dalam dengan pengeliruan bertali-arus buatan pihak yang mepunyai sumber, pengaruh dan agenda, hinggakan mereka semata2 sudah tidak kenal yang manakah kebenaran hakiki. 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Malang nasibmu ialah kerana chiep yang kunun2 meneraju mengemudi negaraku ini... rata2nya golongan... adoi la, kalau kita kutuk mengata, melompat... tapi gasaklah, ulu ventrikel dah lama sakitpedih memendam marah dan kecewa, maka tidaklah aku akan mintakmaap atas segala kutukan di sini... golongan bodohsombong! Aik, marah? Tak percaya? Nak bukti? Hah! Gambar di atas lah buktinya! Gambar ni (terimakasih kepada manjongmari. blogspot) dengan diam memaparkan seribu makna yang mencerminkan ciri2 Kerajaan UBN selama berdekad dijadikan (Masya Allah!) ketua (adoi, bila la suwey nak lari nih?!) Baiklah, mari belajar dan memahami apa maksud gambar2 bosan ni: 1.Orang 'atas' (patutlah orangramai asek kena pijak2 je!) selalunya dikelilingi beberapa orang yang cuba memberi nasihat spontan (betul ke tidak, ikhlas atau tidak, wallahu'alam) 2.Orang 'atas' (ish, meluatnya!) pula selalunya menolak pandangan itu, juga dengan spontan, samada kerana mereka rasakan pemberi nasihat bukanlah setara dan bagus mana pun, atau mereka rasakan diri mereka sendiri sudah cukup hebat lantaran tidak memerlukan sebarang tunjukajar (itu sebab digelar bodohsombong!) Catatan: Tapi selalu juga si-bodohsombong ni sebenarnya cuma sombong, tidak bodoh, sebaliknya sangat licik, pura2 mengenepikan nasihat yang diajukan, tetapi selepas itu dalam diam menggunakannya - dan mengaku itu adalah hasil buahfikiran kepalahotaknya sendiri! 3.Si-bodohsombong, akibat kesombongannya, atau kadang2 akibat kurang pandai, kerap memula atau meneruskan sesuatu polisi atau projek yang diwar2kan sebagai betul, bagus atau tiada masalah, tanpa kajiselidik yang cukup mendalam terlebih dahulu, lalu melakukan kesilapan yang hanya disedari setelah separuhjalan, lalu terpaksa berpatah arah sedangkan ketika itu telahpun banyak masa, tenaga dan belanja disia2kan Catatan: Lebih menyedih, mengaib dan menyakitkan atrium kirikanan ialah apabila si-bodohsombong tak sedar pun kesilapannya sendiri, lalu dengan girang menunjukkan hasilkerja bodohnya untuk tontonan orangramai sebagai satu kejayaan membanggakan! 4.Si-bodohsombong juga tak akan sepi dari dikelilingi segolongan yang taklain takbukan ialah: kaki ampu! Note: Furthermore, there is another group who hover around like flies. They have a hobby of chasing after cheap publicity 5.Lastly, there is always a group of intelligents and people highly experienced in their respective fields, but, woeful is an understatement, these people belong to the no-balls species, infected with a syndrome rendering them mute; although they are aware of, or at least suspicious of, a wrongdoing, yet for them the 'people at the top' are untouchables, instead this group only has the guts to direct their lessons, lectures and preaches towards the wrongs and weaknesses of people perceived as being 'below' where they themselves stand, like youths in the cities, or village folks whenever they go back to their hometowns! This is the true picture of the country's leadership then, now and hopefully not going to be forever, as insinuatively portrayed above. Funny. Sad. Boiling. My Foot Note: Imagine if the Indons or the Banglas imported to build football stadium, bridges, walls of a new parliament costing 800M, walls of the new national palace costing 800M, or walls of factory buildings for lynas, and these contract workers, just like the UBN leader above, happily and proudly go lay the bricks in similar manner, what will happen??! Guaranteed, within only several months the wall would start to crack and may collapse thereafter! (eh, haven't there been stadium, bridges, roads, parliament and various other walls/structures in 1malaysia all along the UBN administration which have indeed cracked/ collapsed??? Go figure!) Catatan: Tambahan lagi, ada pula segolongan yang menghurung bagai lalat iaitu kaki 'enter frame' yang hobinya mengejar publisiti murahan 5.Terakhir, sentiasa ada golongan bijakpandai dan berpengalaman dalam bidang masing2, tetapi malang seribu  kali malang, golongan ini spesis tiada telur yang telah dihinggapi penyakit bisu; walaupun mereka sedar atau sekurang2nya syak ada kesalahan, namun baginya 'orang atas' itu tidakboleh disentuh, sebaliknya golongan ini hanya berani menujukan kelas, syarahan dan tarbiyah mereka terhadap kesalahan atau kelemahan golongan yang dianggap 'bawah' dari mereka sendiri, contohnya anak2muda di bandar, atau orang2 kampung ketika mereka balik berhariraya! Inilah gambaran sebenar pimpinan negara dulu, kini dan harap2 tidak akan selamanya, yang tersirat dalam gambar di atas. Kelakar. Sedih. Menyirap Catatan tapakkakiku: Bayangkan jika Mat Indon atau Bangla yang diimpot membina stadium bolasepak, jambatan, tembok parlimen baru berharga 800juta, tembok istana negara baru bernilai 800juta, atau tembok bangunan kilang lynas, lalu pekerja kontrek ini, seperti pemimpin UBN di atas, dengan gembira dan bangga pergi ikat batu sedemikian gaya, apakah akan jadi??! Jamin, beberapa bulan sahaja maka tembok pun akan mula retak dan seterusnya boleh runtuh! (eh, bukan ke stadium, jambatan, jalan, parlimen dan berbagai lagi tembok/struktur dalam 1malaysia sepanjang pentadbiran UBN nih memang dah ada yang retak/ runtuh??? Lu pikirlah sendiri!)

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI: (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND:)

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI:

Bahasa 1Malaysia - Simpulan Bahasa (Terbaru):
Pelan Transformasi Kerajaan

LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND:

The 1Malaysia Language - Idioms (Latest):
Government Transformation Plan

alamak! Tayangan semula atas permintaan ramai (baca: penulis buat silap haha)

oops! Re-posted due to high demand (read: writer's blooper haha)

1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... PPSMI is about the learning of SCIENCES and MATHEMATICS using the English Language in primary as well as secondary schools... the objective of PPSMI is so that children will graduate from schools with a high COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE; henceforth CAN COMPETE GLOBALLY IN THEIR RESPECTIVE CAREER... PPSMI is thought of, brainstormed, sowed, planted, executed, cared for, and defended by 1Malaysia's POLITICAL LEADERS... if one learns SCIENCES, then SCIENTIFIC names and terms will be learned... if one learns MATHEMATICS, then MATHEMATICAL terms will be learned... therefore, the schoolkids may learn of SCIENTIFIC and MATHEMATICAL names and terms which are taught in ENGLISH (and no longer recognize those same terms in Bahasa Malaysia)... for example, they may know words like test tube (no longer 'tabung uji'), ultra violet (no longer 'lampau ungu'), density (no longer 'ketumpatan'), dan differentiation (no longer 'pengkerbedaan')... furthermore, they may also know names and terms like biology (no longer 'biologi'), physics (no longer 'fizik'), mathematics (no longer 'matematik'), photosynthesis (no longer 'fotosintesis'), hydrocloric acid (no longer 'asid hidroklorik'), trajectory (no longer 'trajektori'), calculus(no longer 'kalkulus'), negative (no longer 'negatif'), graph (no longer 'graf'), statistics (no longer 'statistik'), and hundreds maybe thousands more SCIENTIFIC and MATHEMATICAL names and terms in ENGLISH which they may learn, know and understand; hence, they achieve a high level of COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE; thereby, ABLE TO COMPETE GLOBALLY IN THEIR RESPECTIVE CAREER!!! oh, but what if some of these kids (or more than half of them) get out from their schooling years and decide to choose a career OUTSIDE OF THE SCIENCES LINE (and mathematics line as well, since generally mathematics is closely affiliated with sciences) - for examples, jobs as politicians, singers or artists (when we talk about politicians, quite often we link them to artists too), painters, writers, journalists, and lawyers??? 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... PPSMI adalah pembelajaran SAINS dan MATEMATIK menggunakan Bahasa Inggeris di sekolah2 rendah mahupun menengah... tujuan PPSMI ialah supaya murid2 mengakhiri persekolahan dengan PENGUASAAN BAHASA INGGERIS yang tinggi lalu dapat BERSAING SECARA GLOBAL DALAM KERJAYA MASING2... PPSMI dicetus, difikirmasak, dibenih, ditanam, dilaksana, dijaga dan dipertahan oleh PEMIMPIN2 POLITIK 1Malaysia... kalau belajar SAINS, maka nama2 dan perkataan SAINTIFIK bakal dipelajari... kalau belajar MATEMATIK, perkataan2 MATEMATIK dipelajari... maka murid2 tersebut mungkin kenal nama2 dan perkataan SAINTIFIK dan MATEMATIK yang diajar dalam Bahasa Inggeris (bukan lagi mengenali perkataan2 sama dalam Bahasa Malaysia)... contohnya, mereka mungkin kenal perkataan2 seperti test tube (bukan lagi 'tabung uji'), ultra violet (bukan lagi 'lampau ungu'), density (bukan lagi 'ketumpatan'), dan differentiation (bukan lagi 'pengkerbedaan')... tambahan lagi, mereka juga mungkin mengenali nama2 dan perkataan seperti biology (bukan lagi 'biologi'), physics (bukan lagi 'fizik'), mathematics (bukan lagi 'matematik'), photosynthesis (bukan lagi 'fotosintesis'), hydrocloric acid (bukan lagi 'asid hidroklorik'), trajectory (bukan lagi 'trajektori'), calculus(bukan lagi 'kalkulus'), negative (bukan lagi 'negatif'), graph (bukan lagi 'graf'), statistics (bukan lagi 'statistik'), dan ratusan mungkin ribuan lagi pelbagai nama dan perkataan SAINTIFIK dan MATEMATIK dalam Bahasa Inggeris yang mungkin mereka pelajari, kenali dan fahami, lantaran mereka mencapai tahap PENGUASAAN BAHASA INGGERIS yang tinggi lalu dapat BERSAING SECARA GLOBAL DALAM KERJAYA MASING2!!! oh, tapi bagaimana kalau sebahagian daripada murid2 tersebut (atau lebih dari setengah dari kalangan mereka) keluar dari alam persekolahan lalu memilih KERJAYA DI LUAR BIDANG SAINS (dan bidang matematik juga, kerana amnya matematik berkait rapat dengan bidang sains) - contohnya kerjaya sebagai politikus, penyanyi atau artis (bila menyebut tentang ahli politik, kerap juga kita kaitkan dengan golongan artis), pelukis, penulis, wartawan dan peguam???