BINATANG PELIHARAAN SAYA 5

Nostalgia Lagu Retro: Senyumlah Kuala Lumpur
(Retro Song Nostalgia: Smile, Oh Kuala Lumpur)

Penyanyi Asal (Original Singer): Alleycats
Lagu Asal (Original Song): M. Nasir
Lirik Asal (Original Lyric): S. Amin Shahab

Kuala Lumpur (Kuala Lumpur)
Senyuman mu di pagi ini (Your smile, on this morning)
Sungguh bererti (Means so much)
Kerna cinta bersemi lagi (Because love blooms again)
Setelah kemarau panjang (After a long drought)

Di lebuhraya di papan tanda (At the highway, on the signboard)
Tergambar wajah Moo (I see the face of Moo)
Dengan kalimah: Condo untuk kita (With the line: Condo for us)
Semoga kekal selamanya (Hopefully this lasts forever)

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Kelakar Peribahasa 1Malaysia: Lembu Punya Susu, Kondo Dapat Nama? (Funny 1Malaysia Idiom: Cows Own Milk, Condos Get Name?) www.klakka-la.blogspot

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Untuk peminat Mahathir (yang mudah lupa), serta projek PPSMI buahfikir kepalahotak bergeliga ular-kuat-belit beliau, lalu tidak paham loghat Negoghi 9, berikut ialah terjemahan bahasa skema untuk skrip si-Pakcik:

Bingkai 1: Ya, barulah sekarang ada masa dapat melawat, ini baru pertama kali pakcik menjejak kaki di Kuala Lumpur! Mak ai! Sesudah sampai di sini, tibatiba pakcik terasa sangat lapar pula, rasa teringin hendak memakan daging salai masak lemak cili api!

Bingkai 2: Eh, tiada masa hendak rindurindu pada isteri pakcik itu! Cuma, pakcik tengok di Kuala Lumpur ini, kirikanan ada sahaja kondo, berderet! Itulah yang buatkan pakcik teringat lembulembu pakcik! Rindu pada Si-Aiman, seekor lembu pakcik yang sedang elok umurnya untuk korban, kalau disalai buat masak lemak pedas, fuh, sedap! Sudahlah, mari laju sedikit, cepatlah pakcik sampai ke rumah anak!

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For fans of Mahathir (who easily forgets), and the PPSMI project thought up by his cunningly witty brain, thereby not being able to comprehend Bahasa Malaysia, let alone the Negeri 9 dialect, here is the translation:

Frame 1:

1Day in 1KL...
Cabbie: Uncle, are you going to your kid's place, here in KL?
Uncle: Yes, only now I have time to visit; this is the first time I set foot in Kuala Lumpur! Wow! Now that I'm here, I suddenly feel extremely hungry, I feel like having smoked beef cooked in hot, spicy coconut milk gravy!

Frame 2:
Cabbie: What, didn't you manage to eat first at home earlier? Or, is it that Uncle is already missing your wife back in the village?
Uncle: Ah, I don't have time to miss my wife! It's just that, I see Kuala Lumpur is lined with rows of condos! They remind me of my cows! I miss Aiman, a calf which is already just nice for slaughter; if he is smoked and cooked in hot, spicy coconut milk gravy, fooh, simply delicious! Enough, drive faster, so I can reach my kid's place quickly!

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