DON'T HAVE A COW = TAKDE LEMBU?

TAK PERLU SUSAHPAYAH???

Untuk ABU, Kita PERLU Sentiasa Berjagajaga Bertungkuslumus

DON'T HAVE A COW???

For ABU, We NEED To Be Continuously Vigorously Vigilant!!!

Jadiii... siapa boleh bagitau apa situasi sekarang... sebabnya, 13hb April dah pun berlalu, jadi ada sesiapa yang merekodkan perkembangan baru??? Untuk menyegarkan semula ingatan kita, inilah yang agendadaily.com laporkan pada 12hb Mac:  Pada jam 2.09 petang Menteri Pembangunan Wanita,Keluarga dan Masyarakat Shahrizat Jalil tiba di komplek mahkamah dengan diiringi beberapa orang. Beliau tidak kelihatan berada di bangunan Parlimen semasa Yang Dipertuan Agong merasmikan sidang Parlimen penggal ini pagi Isnin. Suami beliau yang juga Pengerusi NFC, Dr Mohamed Salleh Ismail tiba  lebih awal dan dibawa ke Mahkamah Sesyen Jenayah 1. Prosiding mahkamah itu yang dikendali oleh Hakim SM Komathy Suppiah bermula jam 2.27 petang.Di situ hakim telah membacakan pertuduhan terhadap Dr Mohamed Salleh atas dua kes pecah amanah dan dua kes melanggar akta syarikat melibatkan wang melebihi RM49 juta. Bagi pertuduhan pertama, beliau didakwa sebagai pengarah syarikat NFC melakukan pecah amanah menyalahgunakan wang RM9,758,140 melalui empat keping cek untuk membiayai sebahagian pembelian dua unit kondominium 'One Menerung' di Parcel  BI-1 dan B1-2, Blok B di atas geran nombor 65152, lot no.56454 di Mukim Kuala Lumpur. Kesalahan tersebut dilakukan antara 1 dan 4 Dis 2009 di CIMB Islamic Bank Bhd, Jalan Burhanuddin Helmi Taman Tun Dr Ismail. Bagi pertuduhan kedua, di alamat dan bank sama, antara 6 Mei dan 16 Nov 2009, beliau didakwa melakukan kesalahan sama dengan memindahkan wang RM40 juta melalui satu cek ke dalam akaun syarikat National Meat & Livestock Corporation Sdn Bhd bagi kegunaan syarikat tersebut di mana beliau dan salah seorang anaknya adalah pemilik syarikat berkenaan. Untuk kedua-dua kesalahan ini beliau didakwa mengikut Seksyen 409 dan jika disabitkan boleh dipenjara sekurang-kurangnya dua tahun hingga 20 tahun dan sebat serta boleh didenda. Sementara itu, bagi pertuduhan pertama dan kedua mengikut Akta Syarikat, Dr Mohamad Salleh selaku pengarah NFC didakwa tanpa kebenaran mesyuarat agung telah menggunakan harta syarikat untuk membiayai sebahagian daripada pembelian dua unit kondominium tersebut. Bagi kedua-dua kesalahan ini, beliau didakwa mengikut Seksyen 132(2)(a) Akta Syarikat 1965, jika disabitkan boleh dipenjara sehingga lima tahun atau denda RM30,000 Dr Mohamed Salleh mengaku tidak bersalah keatas empat dakwaan itu dan mohon dibicarakan. Peguam Badrul Munir Bukhari yang mewakili Dr Mohamad Salleh meminta anak guamnya diikat jamin sebanyak RM100,000 dengan seorang penjamin dan sedia menyerahkan pasport kepada mahkamah sebagai syarat tambahan. Badrul juga memberitahu mahkamah bahawa peguam Datuk Seri Muhammad Shafee Abdullah akan bertindak sebagai peguam utama dan kini berada di luar negeri. "Anak guam saya telah memberi kerjasama penuh kepada polis dan pihak pendakwaan sepanjang penyiasatan sejak timbulnya kes ini dan kini berada di mahkamah untuk membersihkan namanya," kata Badrul. Timbalan Pendakwa Raya Dzulkifli Ahmad tidak membantah jaminan tersebut dan berkata beliau menyerahkan perkara tersebut kepada budi bicara mahkamah. Hakim Komathy berkata mahkamah telah mengambil kira keseriusan kes dan jumlah wang yang terlibat serta mahkamah tidak mahu dituduh memilih kasih dalam menetapkan jaminan. "Kes-kes seperti ini sebelum ini telah ditetapkan jaminan yang tinggi walaupun di dalam kes ini (pihak pendakwaan) tidak membantah jaminan seperti mana dicadangkan oleh pihak pembelaan," katanya. Beliau bagaimanapun kemudian menetapkan jaminan RM500,000 dengan seorang penjamin, serta dokumen perjalanan Dr Mohamad Salleh diserahkan kepada mahkamah dan menetapkan sebutan semula kes berkenaan pada 13 April depan. Anak sulung tertuduh, Wan Shahinur Izmir, 32, telah membayar jaminan tersebut. Badrul dibantu oleh Ahmad Redza Abdullah, sementara Dzulkifli dibantu oleh Timblan Pendakwa Raya Awang Armadajaya Awang Mahmud. Sooo... who can tell me what's going on here... I mean, April 13th had passed, so anybody keeping any update??? To refresh our memories, here is what nst.com.my reported back on March 13th: NATIONAL Feedlot Corporation (NFCorp) executive chairman Dr Mohamad Salleh Ismail pleaded not guilty after he was charged with 4 counts of criminal breach of trust (CBT) and misappropriation of almost RM50 million at the Sessions Court yesterday. With his wife, Women, Family and Community Development Minister Shahrizat Abdul Jalil, and eldest son, Wan Shahinur Izmir, looking on from the public gallery, Salleh claimed trial to all 4 charges. The 63-year-old was accused of banking in RM40 million into the account of his company, National Meat and Livestock Corporation Sdn Bhd (NMLC), at a CIMB Islamic Bank Bhd branch in Taman Tun Dr Ismail here between May 6 and Nov 16, 2009. Salleh also claimed trial to another two counts of CBT and misappropriation of RM9,758,140 belonging to NFCorp by purchasing two One Menerung Condominium units purportedly for NMLC. He is alleged to have committed the offence at the same bank branch between Dec 1 and Dec 4, 2009. Salleh is facing a maximum 20 years in jail, whipping and fine, if convicted. Deputy public prosecutor Dzulkifli Ahmad applied for the cases to be tried jointly. Judge S.M. Komathy Suppiah allowed it. Counsel Badrulmunir Bukhari urged the court to grant bail of RM50,000 for each charge in light of his client’s cooperation during investigation. He also reminded the court that the assets of his client’s company had been frozen since investigations began. “There is no risk my client will abscond,” Badrulmunir said. Gesturing towards the public gallery, he reminded the court that his client’s case had received significant media coverage. “He has voluntarily presented himself in court to clear his name.” He said Wan Shahinur Izmir was willing to act as bailor for his father. When the judge asked how old the son was, Wan Shahinur Izmir stood up in the public gallery and said he was 32. Komathy then set bail at RM500,000 for all charges and ordered Salleh surrender his travel documents before fixing April 13 for mention. The accused posted bail in the afternoon. Dzulkifli was assisted by DPPs Awang Armadajaya Awang Mahmud and Azimul Azami, while Salleh was also represented by Ahmad Reza Abdullah, Wan Azmir Wan Majid and Y. Seelan. Shahrizat, who was clad in a white baju kurung, turned up at the Jalan Duta court complex just after 2pm in a heavily tinted Proton Perdana with four police patrol cars.   She was accompanied by two employees and a police cordon was thrown around her as she walked into the complex. The minister, who announced she would be resigning from her cabinet position on Sunday, did not flash her signature smile at photographers but headed straight for Sessions Court 1.   Shahrizat said on Sunday that she would step down from her ministerial position once her three-year term as a senator ends on April 8. However, she will remain as Wanita Barisan Nasional and Wanita Umno chief. In the courtroom yesterday, Wan Shahinur Izmir greeted his mother before they sat at the public gallery. Wan Shahinur Izmir,  his brother, Izran, and sister, Wan Izzanah Fatimah, are directors of NFCorp. My Foot Note: We Don't Want Dirty! We Want Clean Elections! We Want Green! X Nuke! X Lynas! Catatan tapakkakiku: Kami Tak Nak Kotor! Kami Mahu Pilihanraya Bersih! Kami Nak Hijau! X Nak Nuklear! X Lynas!

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI ABU (LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND ABU)

MARI BELAJAR DAN MEMAHAMI

Kenapa ABU (Asalkan Bukan UMNO-BN) - Prakata

LET'S LEARN AND UNDERSTAND

Why ABU (Anything But UMNO-BN) - Prewords

Ada orang walaupun tidak suka gelarannya, tetapi demi sumber kewangan harian sendiri malah untuk ahli keluarga maka terpaksa juga bekerja sebagai supir kepada tuanbesar. Itu masih okey, terpaksa berlenguhkaki dalam kesesakan bandaraya memandu bos ke sanasini kerapkali hingga tengahmalam dan selalu juga di hujungminggu yang sepatutnya diluang bersama keluarga, tetapi dapat juga merasa memandu kereta mewahmenjalar berkemilau. Ada yang lain terpaksa ke sanasini kerapkali secara jarakjauh tidakkira di hujungminggu atu semalaman, dengan menggengam kuat stering lori yang selalu rosak brek dan kadang2 pecah tayar di tengah2 lebuhraya yang bahangnya membakar setiap inci kulit di badan. Ada sebilangan yang amatsuka mendapat wang lebih lalu membuat kerjasampingan di hujungminggu atau sebelah malam setelah tamat waktu pejabat dengan menyewa daripada pemilik permit dan menjadi drebar teksi hingga larutmalam.Ada sebahagian yang bersifat usahawan lantas tatkala oranglain berkira2 hendak membeli kereta begitu begini, mereka pula diam2 mengumpul duit lalu membeli bas yang diusahakan sebagai bas sekolah atau bas kilang. Tetapi cuma ada 1pasangan yang diketahui umum di 1Malaysia ini yang mana si-suami tak semena2 suka pula digelar pemandu bas, sedangkan si-isteri bersifat diam2 mengumpul duit menabung dari kecil lalu berbelanja sakan membeli ituini apabila sudah besar gedempol! (eh, atau adakah ianya terbalik - si-suami yang suka menabung kemudian berbelanja boros sedangkan si-isteri pula yang suka menjadi drebar bas???) 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Ah, apapun, taklama selepas ini kita akan mulakan siri pembelajaran baru: Kenapa ABU? Sila tunggukan... Although disliking the label, but for the sake of daily source of income for themselves and even for family members, there are people who would still have to work as drivers to the big bosses. That is still okay, undergoing leg cramps in the city traffic jams driving the boss here and there, oft into late at nights and many times too at weekends which are supposed to be spent with the family, but at least they get to drive gleaming luxury cars. There are others who have to drive around here and there, often over long distances be it weekends or overnights, having to tightly grip the steering wheels of lorries that are prone to burst tyres and frequent faulty brakes in the middle of the highway with heat that burns every inch of the skin on their backs. Then there are people who simply love to earn extra money and commit to second jobs during weekends or at nights after normal office hours are over, by leasing from the permit holders and becoming taxi divers beyond midnights. There are also the entreprenurial lots who, whilst many people are doing the maths to buy this car or that, they in turn have silently been saving money and then buying buses which they operate as school or factory buses. But there is only 1couple widely known here in 1Malaysia whereby the husband, without apparent reason, likes to be labelled a bus driver, whereas the wife has been silently saving money in piggy banks since small, only to splurge-spend on this and that when she grows big and fat! (eh, or is it the other way round - the husband is the one who likes saving and then splurging, whilst the wife is the one who likes to be the bus driver???) 1Malaysia, 1Malaysia... Ah, whatever it is, soon after this, we will begin on a new learning series: Why ABU? Please hold on... My Foot Note: We Don't Want Dirty! We Want Bersih 3.0! We Want Green! X Nuke! X Lynas! Catatan tapakkakiku: Kami Tak Nak Kotor! Kami Mahu Bersih 3.0! Kami Nak Hijau! X Nak Nuklear! X Lynas!

BINATANG PELIHARAAN SAYA 5

Nostalgia Lagu Retro: Senyumlah Kuala Lumpur
(Retro Song Nostalgia: Smile, Oh Kuala Lumpur)

Penyanyi Asal (Original Singer): Alleycats Lagu Asal (Original Song): M. Nasir Lirik Asal (Original Lyric): S. Amin Shahab Kuala Lumpur (Kuala Lumpur) Senyuman mu di pagi ini (Your smile, on this morning) Sungguh bererti (Means so much) Kerna cinta bersemi lagi (Because love blooms again) Setelah kemarau panjang (After a long drought) Di lebuhraya di papan tanda (At the highway, on the signboard) Tergambar wajah Moo (I see the face of Moo) Dengan kalimah: Condo untuk kita (With the line: Condo for us) Semoga kekal selamanya (Hopefully this lasts forever) ******* ******* Untuk peminat Mahathir (yang mudah lupa), serta projek PPSMI buahfikir kepalahotak bergeliga ular-kuat-belit beliau, lalu tidak paham loghat Negoghi 9, berikut ialah terjemahan bahasa skema untuk skrip si-Pakcik: Bingkai 1: Ya, barulah sekarang ada masa dapat melawat, ini baru pertama kali pakcik menjejak kaki di Kuala Lumpur! Mak ai! Sesudah sampai di sini, tibatiba pakcik terasa sangat lapar pula, rasa teringin hendak memakan daging salai masak lemak cili api! Bingkai 2: Eh, tiada masa hendak rindurindu pada isteri pakcik itu! Cuma, pakcik tengok di Kuala Lumpur ini, kirikanan ada sahaja kondo, berderet! Itulah yang buatkan pakcik teringat lembulembu pakcik! Rindu pada Si-Aiman, seekor lembu pakcik yang sedang elok umurnya untuk korban, kalau disalai buat masak lemak pedas, fuh, sedap! Sudahlah, mari laju sedikit, cepatlah pakcik sampai ke rumah anak! ******* For fans of Mahathir (who easily forgets), and the PPSMI project thought up by his cunningly witty brain, thereby not being able to comprehend Bahasa Malaysia, let alone the Negeri 9 dialect, here is the translation: Frame 1: 1Day in 1KL... Cabbie: Uncle, are you going to your kid's place, here in KL? Uncle: Yes, only now I have time to visit; this is the first time I set foot in Kuala Lumpur! Wow! Now that I'm here, I suddenly feel extremely hungry, I feel like having smoked beef cooked in hot, spicy coconut milk gravy! Frame 2: Cabbie: What, didn't you manage to eat first at home earlier? Or, is it that Uncle is already missing your wife back in the village? Uncle: Ah, I don't have time to miss my wife! It's just that, I see Kuala Lumpur is lined with rows of condos! They remind me of my cows! I miss Aiman, a calf which is already just nice for slaughter; if he is smoked and cooked in hot, spicy coconut milk gravy, fooh, simply delicious! Enough, drive faster, so I can reach my kid's place quickly! ******************************************************************** Sama2 kita rai dan bantu menyemarak kebangkitan perjuangan gerakan ABU. Dapatkan T-Shirt Siri ABU penghasilan penulis sekarang: Let us together celebrate and support the uprising of the ABU movement. Get the ABU Series T-Shirt designed by the writer now: HARGA: RM35 sehelai PRICE: RM35 (USD12) per piece (please read Notes below) Catatan: Sila buat pembelian dan bayaran di bawah ini supaya kami dapat proses permintaan anda. Penghantaran dalam Malaysia sudah termasuk yuran pos dan Paypal. Untuk penghantaran luar Malaysia, sila e-mel butiran anda termasuk lokasi penghantaran (peringatan: pihak pos tidak membuat hantaran ke peti pos) untuk menentukan dahulu tambahan harga pos, ke alamat berikut: klakka.lablog@yahoo.com Notes: Please make your selection and payment below, so we can proceed to process your order. Delivery within Malaysia has already included the fees for postage and Paypal. For deliveries outside of Malaysia, please e-mail your particulars including location (reminder: postal service does not deliver to postal boxes) to determine beforehand the extra amount required for postage, to the following address: klakka.lablog@yahoo.com CHOOSE YOUR ORDER FROM 1 OF THESE SIZES: ABU0112-XS (18in) ABU0112-S (19in) ABU0112-M (20in) ABU0112-L (21in) ABU0112-XL (22in) Jika membeli lebih dari 1 saiz, pilih satu saiz dahulu untuk dimasukkan ke dalam troli, tetapkan bilangan yang diinginkan untuk saiz itu, kemudian klik pada "Continue Shopping" dan tokok lagi saiz lain yang diingini ke dalam troli anda. To order for more than 1 size, please choose one size to add to your shopping cart first, enter the quantity you require for that size, then click on "Continue Shopping" and add the next size you require to the cart. ******************************************************************** Coming Soon: CIFU? U.S.! Washed Clean 2008 8 - 9 x Ask. And you'll get it. Also Coming Soon:

BINATANG PELIHARAAN SAYA 4

Projek Kesayangan Istimewa: (Special Pet Project:)

Projek Ujian DayaIngat Rakyat, PUDAR  (People's Memory Test Project) Mahathir bentangkan 1Hukum hasil kajian saintifik beliau (dalam bahasa inggeris) selama 22tahun memegang kuasa negara: Melayu mudah lupa Mahathir announced 1Law resulting from his scientific studies (in English language) while 22years in power: Malays easily forget Siapa ingat: Berapakah elaun keraian untuk Menteri? Berapa pula jenis kesemua elaun2 yang layak untuk Menteri? Bilakah yang terkini kenaikan nilai elaun2 Yang Dipertua Dewan? Bilakah yang terkini penurunan subsidi barangan keperluan rakyat? Berapakah jumlah terkumpul belanja penyelenggaraan rumah rasmi haji Najib? Berapa kali haji Najib sudah mengucapkan kalimah "rakyat didulukan" depan orangramai semenjak dia mula mencanang konsep "1malaysia"? Berapa jumlah harga keseluruhan membuat, mencetak, menyiar dan memasang segala kainrentang, papantanda dan segala apa sahaja iklan2 lain yang mengandungi logo "1malaysia" dan kalimah "rakyat didulukan" sehingga hari ini? Who remembers: How much is the entertainment allowance for a Minister? How many different types of allowances are there for a Minister? When was the latest increase in allowances for the Speaker of Dewan? When was the latest decrease in subsidies of essential goods for the people? How much is the cumulative total spending for maintenance of Najib's official home? How many times have Najib uttered the phrase "people first" in front of the public ever since he began trumpeting the "1malaysia" concept? How much is the total cost of producing, printing, airing and installing all banners, billboards, and all sorts of advertisements that contain the "1malaysia" logo and the phrase "people first" up till today? Kalau betul bak kata Mahathir anda sudah lupa, rajin2lah mengulangkaji jawapan2 berkaitan, yang mudah diperolehi dari En. Google. Anda juga dijemput membaca kembali paparan2 saya terdahulu: If what Mahathir said is true and you have forgotten, take initiatives to revisit related answers, which you easily get from Mr. Google. You are also invited to read again my earlier postings: 1MALAYSIA: RAKYAT DIDULUKAN... KOS HIDUP DI NEGARA INI ADALAH RENDAH KELUH LAGI 1MALAYSIA Selamat berkerutdahi! Happy frowning! ******************************************************************** Coming Soon: CIFU? U.S.! Washed Clean 2008 8 - 9 x Ask. And you'll get it. Also Coming Soon:

BINATANG PELIHARAAN SAYA 3

Projek Kesayangan Istimewa: (Special Pet Project:)

Syllogism 402 (Advance Syllogism Studies) Lembu = Binatang Peliharaan Binatang Peliharaan = Your Pet Your Pet Project = Projek Kesayangan Your Pet -> Special Treatment therefore Projek Kesayangan -> Layanan Istimewa VIP -> Layanan Istimewa oleh itu VIP = Pet Project = Your Pet = Binatang Peliharaan = ..... ******************************************************************** Coming Soon: CIFU? U.S.! Washed Clean 2008 8 - 9 x Ask. And you'll get it. Also Coming Soon:

BINATANG PELIHARAAN SAYA 2

Projek Kesayangan: (Pet Project:)

Binatang Peliharaan... atau Binatang Beliharaman... atau Baka Brahman bersulam blingbling bertatah berlian dari lombong Afrika Selatan? ******************************************************************** Coming Soon: CIFU? U.S.! Washed Clean 2008 8 - 9 x Ask. And you'll get it. Also Coming Soon:

BINATANG PELIHARAAN SAYA

Projek Kesayangan: (Pet Project:)

Binatang Peliharaan... atau Binatang Beliharaman...? ******************************************************************** Coming Soon: CIFU? U.S.! Washed Clean 2008 8 - 9 x Ask. And you'll get it. Also Coming Soon: