CERITA 1MALAYSIA (THE STORY OF 1MALAYSIA)


Bila Dua2 Merajuk... (When Both Sulk...)

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Kuiz Pengurusan:

1. Jika Pengurus Besar atau Pengarah Urusan sesebuah syarikat swasta atau syarikat korporat mengumumkan tidak mahu membuat kerja atau jika dia mengarahkan para pekerja syarikat supaya berhenti melakukan kerja2 yang termasuk dalam skop tanggungjawab mereka, apakah akan berlaku?

A. Polis DiRaja Malaysia (PDRM) akan merajuk lalu meletak jawatan bermula dengan ketua mereka sendiri

B. Polis Raja Di 1Malaysia (PRDM) akan merajuk lalu menumpukan kepada 1 kerja sahaja iaitu menyerang/menembak rakyat Malaysia dan asing yang berkumpul/ berdemonstrasi/ berlayar atas nama kemanusiaan dan keadilan, kerana itulah nasihat dan tunjuk ajar jururunding dari Israel,
sepertimana juga dilakukan oleh tentera Israel sendiri kepada rakyat Malaysia dan asing yang berlayar dalam kapal kemanusiaan

C. Menteri polis akan merajuk (dan menangis depan khalayak umum sepertimana juga dilakukan oleh ketua pemuda persatuan cina 1Malaysia dan ramai lagi ketua parti2 politik barisan kebangsaan) lalu menghunus keris seraya menjelir lidah kontot

D. Lembaga Pengarah syarikat akan serta merta menggantung/ memecat Pengurus Besar atau Pengarah Urusan tersebut serta menggantikannya dengan orang lain yang benar2 profesional, bijak, waras dan bertanggungjawab

E. PDRM telah dan akan sentiasa mengekalkan sikap profesional, beretika dan bertanggungjawab serta hanya melaksanakan tugas yang tepat mengikut undang2 dan akta negara

F. Tak tau. Saya hanya tumpukan perhatian kepada perniagaan/ kerja/ pelajaran sendiri. Saya tak ambil pot tentang hal2 lain di sekeliling


Management Quiz:

1. If a General Manager or a Managing Director of a private company or a corporate firm announces that he/she does not want to do his/her work or if he/she instructs the company staff to stop carrying out work within their scope of duties, what will happen?


A. The Royal Malaysian Police will sulk in a corner and resign, beginning with its own chief

B. The Police is Royal in 1Malaysia will sulk in a corner and focus only on 1 job, that is to attack/ shoot Malaysian citizen and foreigners who assemble/ demonstrate/ sail in the name of humanity and justice, because that is the advice and lesson given by consultant from Israel, just like what was done by Israeli soldiers against Malaysian citizen and foreigners who was sailing aboard humanity ships

C. Minister of police will sulk in a corner (and cry in front of the public, just like what was done by the youth chief of malaysian chinese association and many other leaders of national front's political parties) and whip out a kris while sticking out dumpy tongue

D. The Board of Directors will immediately suspend/ terminate the General Manager/ Managing Director and replace him/her with someone else who is truly professional, wise, rational and responsible

E. The Malaysian police has and will always remain professional, ethical and responsible, and only carries out duties accordingly in line with the country's laws and acts

F. Don't know. I only focus on my own business/ job/ studies. I don't give a hoot about anything else around me


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