1Malaysia? TAK! (1Malaysia? NO!)


Bola 1Malaysia (1Malaysia's Football)


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1Malaysia, 1Malaysia...
Bilalah nak berubah...
1Malaysia, 1Malaysia.......
Bilalah nak maju.......


1Malaysia, 1Malaysia...
When are you gonna change...
1Malaysia, 1Malaysia.......
When are you gonna advance forward.......


Nota Tapak Kaki
Pada masa kartun ini disiarkan:
1. Pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama, yang kecundang kepada pasukan pulau kecil itu (yang sebelum 'kejadian' ini hanya saya kenali dengan industri percutian dan langsung tidak dikenali dalam apa2 acara sukan), telah 'dengan bangga dan bergaya' membelasah 11-0 sebuah pasukan negara kecil lain
2. Pasukan bolasepak 1Malaysia yang sama juga, kemudiannya kecundang sekali lagi, kali ini kepada pasukan sebuah negara yang walaupun masih jauh lebih miskin dan tidak boleh dengan bangga dan bergaya memberi kenyataan seperti “our economic fundamentals are strong”, tetapi nyata masih jauh lebih handal dalam arena bolasepak serantau semenjak bertahun2 sebelum ini
3. Pasukan wanita 1Malaysia pula mendapat malu di atas padang, bukan kerana setiap pemainnya terlondeh seluar atau terbarai kencing depan penonton ketika terkinja2 dan terlompat2, tetapi setelah dibelasah 8-0 pula oleh lawan mereka. Tidaklah saya tahu apa yang mereka fikirkan – orang lain turun padang main bolasepak, mereka main “footsie”! Pondan!


Footnote:
By the time this cartoon is posted:
1. The same 1Malaysia's football team who went down unceremoniously to a team from the tiny island (which, before this 'incident', is only known to me with its tourism industry and nothing at all regarding any sports), had, with 'pride and style', whacked 11-0 a team from another tiny nation

2. The same 1Malaysia's football team too, had then gone down again, this time to a team from a country who, although still way much poorer and cannot proudly and with style give out a statement such as “our economic fundamentals are strong”, is obviously still way much stronger in the regional football arena for several years now

3. The women's 1Malaysia team, on the other hand, got embarrassed on field, not because each of its players had her trousers pulled down or peed in their trousers in front of spectators while running and jumping about, but after they themselves got whacked 8-0 by the opponent. I really don't know what were they thinking – others get on the field to play football, they played “footsie”! Sissy!


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